Funny equestrian sayings..

[Merlod]

Just musing for funny things that could go on a hoody for a horsey friends birthday... please add any you know!!

"Tell a gelding, ask a mare, discuss it with a stallion.. and if it's a pony pray to God Almighty!"

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness never owned a horse!"

 

[webble]

Good doer is an odd one

 

[Meredith]

This 'see a stride and jump it' . It makes me smile.

 

[Cowpony]

Don't drop the contact

 

[Ladyinred]

One white sock buy him, two white socks try him, three doubt him, four go without him.

Both my girls have four whites and I wouldn't swap them for the world.

 

[Cowpony]

Give and retake doesn't just apply to reins

 

[MiJodsR2BlinkinTite]

(when approaching a tricky jump): "Throw your heart over first and then follow it like b@ggery"

"Fear runs down the reins"

"Ride it like you stole it"

"Four white socks: send him far away; Three white socks: keep him not a day; Two white socks: give him to a friend; One white sock: keep him till the end". I've had two lovely horses, both of whom had white socks, and yes, I kept them till the end, bless 'em. So it was true for me.

 

[Paint Me Proud]

"all the gear, no idea"

"No foot no horse"

 

[claracanter]

' a leg in each corner '
' he's not through enough.'
' infront of the leg'

 

[Mrs G]

To get a small fortune; start with a big fortune and buy a horse....

 

[kinnygirl1]

It's not a hobby...it's a lifestyle!