Funny Horsey T-Shirt Slogan's

[chickeninabun]

Just for fun...Anyone got any good t-shirt slogan's they have seen or can think of any that would make good slogans??

My favourite is the rather rude "Heaven is... 16 hands between your legs"!

Also really like the "Sponsored by Mum & Dad" ones.

 

[golden_revolution]

There was a super stall at HOYS this year with literally hundreds of t-shirts/hoodies etc all with some great slogans on...

Annoyingly I can't remember what it was called!!!! arghhh All I know is that it was along the side wall, opposite the sausage stall/chocolate fountain (food orientated!!!!!!!!)

 

[golden_revolution]

http://www.hoofin-about.co.uk/Shopping.php

May have been these?!!!

 

[cobgirlie]

I have this one...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/I-do-my-own-stunts-Horse-funny-Ladies-New-Tshirt-(8-14)_W0QQitemZ150368986484QQcmdZViewItem?rvr_id=165968199417&rvr_id=165968199417&cguid=56064ee012a0a0aad5a747d7ff11297a

 

[Kenzo]

I've got a pink one that says ''sticks and stones may break my bones but
whips and spurs excite me!''

 

[chickeninabun]

I've got a pink one that says ''sticks and stones may break my bones but
whips and spurs excite me!''

That's great. I remember seeing that on a stall at HOYS!

 

[Chellebean]

I like these ones
http://www.psclothing.co.uk/
Saw them at Hickstead

 

[frostie652]

'Saw it wanted it threw a tantrum and got it'

haha LOVE IT!!

 

[lucyc]

'Saw it wanted it threw a tantrum and got it'

haha LOVE IT!!

I have this on a hoody it makes me giggle everytime i hear people reading it behind me

 

[HHO admin]

Check out the ones in the H&H Shop. They were suggested and chosen by H&H readers.

H&H slogan clothing

 

[Lady La La]

'Im not fat I'm in Show condition' - Brilliant!!

 

[Chellebean]

'Im not fat I'm in Show condition' - Brilliant!!

haha I want one

 

[winchester]

Im trying to think of a good one for my dad - he doesnt ride - but drives the lorry helps muck out etc

 

[Dollysox]

My favourite, bought for me by my niece last year:

"Horses are like chocolates - you can't have just one"

As the owner of two it makes me smile every time.

 

[Honey08]

Im trying to think of a good one for my dad - he doesnt ride - but drives the lorry helps muck out etc

How about "Gereral Dogsbody", or Head Groom". Splash clothing do one that says "Lady Muck" - sure they do "Lord Muck" too. I quite like the "Sponsored by Mum and Dad" ones too.

The H&H ones are good too - didn't even know they did them!

 

[SuperNoodles]

I seem to have a bit of a fetish with the hoodies with the slogans on, I seem to buy one every time I go to Hickstead/Olympia/HOYS etc. Of the top of my head I have; Moody Mare, Saw it wanted it threw a tantrum & got it, Real girls ride, Yummy Mummy & Born to ride forced to work. I feel I may have to add to my collection at Olympia this year.