Funny Man - non horsey

[laureah21]

Well I thought I would share with you my hilarious experience.
Last night my man came to say good night as I go to bed before him. He gave me a kiss, then got this strange look on his face. I said whats wrong?? He pulled a big lump of black hair out of his mouth. He said where did that come from??? I said it looks like Ony (our cats) fur. Then he jumped up and run out of the room yelling " I drank the flea water!!" He had been flea combing her before and caught one so he dunked the comb in a glass of water and left it on the coffee table. Then an hour later took a big mouthfull. He thought he was going to die. I said it's only some cat fur and a flea, I am sure you have had worse things in your mouth. I was in tears and he was not HAPPY.HAHA

Has anyone else had a similar experiece??

 

[amandathepanda]

just fell of my office chair laughing. my colleagues are giving me very funny looks....

 

[JACQSZOO]

Ewwwww poor man roflmao

 

[eventersrus]

oh that was hilarious PMSL!!!

 

[Hedgewitch13]

Eeeuuuwww......

I once drank the water I was washing my watercolour paint brushes in instead of my glass of squash. Not half as bad though!

 

[itsmyparty]

I was snacking on some pine nuts which admittedly had been sitting open in the cupboard for a few weeks. I noticed they were a bit crunchy and looked at the packet where several small maggotty things were looking back up at me. It took me about 3 years to eat pine nuts again.