Funny yard stories!!!!

[ESH_Jess]

right, i'll start.......

one day lady riding in menage in wind on 4 year old quatre horse with western tack, plastic bag blew across menage to which young horse spun, throwing quite large and busty lady off, only as she fell her bra (the middle bit between cups) somehow latched over the horn of the saddle and she was left hanging with her t-shirt over her head, at which point bra strap broke and she fell backwards .... ended up laying flat on her back with her now unleashed brests on full display!!!!
when she walked back into the yard another livery (completely unaware, but responsible for leaving the bag where it could blow away) asked if she'd had a nice ride, to which she replied ..... 'no i f*&%ing didn't!!! throwing the bra on the floor with force outside her stable!!!!

 

[Box_Of_Frogs]

I went for a hack with a friend who was a nurse. Her horse stumbled and she flew over his head and landed badly and hurt her back. Ambulance job and when they turned up (she knew them all of course) she had to confess that she hadn't put any knickers on that day! Well, natch, all the ambulance men were weak! One wanted to know did it actually lead to better riding? Well, clearly not! I had to ring for hubby to come to get me from A&E and he happily told all his pals at work that he had spent the previous Sunday in a room with a strange woman on a bed with no knickers on!

 

[Fantasy_World]

"'no i f*&%ing didn't!!! throwing the bra on the floor with force outside her stable!!!!"

was she mad because she had just bust it then lol

 

[Cobland]

At my first stables the girl thought she knew everything, decided to bring a thoroughbred out of the field one dark evening to take jumping the next day, horse had been in field for several weeks.

Being a worry wart i asked her would it not be best to stable the horse overnight and ride him the next morning, however i was greeted with "Look im the one at horse college so f%%% off".

Needless to say horse went crazy, gave one hell of a buck and sent the girl flying, landing right on her arse infront of everyone. I couldnt stop laughing, im sorry but i couldnt.

Horse was going to end up going to slaughter as he was "dangerous", we bought him and hubby rode him for ages, he was an angel! Got him for a few hundred and sold him for over a thousand as he was clearing well over a metre. Heehee hope that tasted bitter to her

 

[ESH_Jess]

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"'no i f*&%ing didn't!!! throwing the bra on the floor with force outside her stable!!!!"

was she mad because she had just bust it then lol

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due to being both broken and mad .... no scratch that.......livid!!!!!
she did laugh about it after though!!

 

[isabella]

ESHjess that has made my day i cant stop laughin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shilasdair]

I have one.
A fellow livery at a yard thought her horse was a bit off colour and asked to borrow a thermometer, so I gave her a newish digital one from Boots that I had just bought and asked if she knew how to use it - 'yes!'.
I made up my girl's feed, then walked past her stable when I heard 'No, Chester, keep your mouth open'.
That stopped me in my tracks - she had it in his mouth (thank God it wasn't mercury). I said 'Other end, dear, other end'
Her reply 'No, it says hold under the tongue in the instructions'
Yes, the HUMAN instructions

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