further to the 'beauty regime'thread below

MyBoyChe

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a conversation beween myself and my boss this afternoon:
Him "whats that in your hair?"
Me "probably a bit of hay. or it might be straw or it might be a bit of horse feed or possibly slobber" (said in a completely matter of fact, like this is quite normal, tone of voice)
Him "how on earth do you get horse food in your hair?"
Me "he likes to snuffle me whilst he's eating his breakfast"
Him "that is completely disgusting" wandering off shaking head and probably wondering about employing women of a certain age!!
 
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