Good god i'm going to have to sell my body!

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I've realised what by next week Hovis will have cost me in the last few weeks......
Old rugs cleaned, new medium weight rug, Dentist, back lady, new bit, wormer and today the vet who has prescribed a course of Liverpool cream to get rid of the pesky sarcoid we can't get shift. Phew!
So after fainting I think I need a plan. Does anyone know what the going rate for selling a overweight and rather battered body is these days?!!!! Will I need to raid the change pot?!!
Or do I sell his body instead?!!!
 
Go together and you can earn double! Bit of lippy on the pair of ya and it'll work a treat, good luck, and let us know how you do!
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Hmmmm...I hope you've asked Hovis if he minds you offering his body?
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I try not to think about what I've spent on my horses each month! My OH would have a fit if he knew what I was planning on buying at HOYS....
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I find bunging it all on credit cards and going into denial works well for quite a long time...
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OOO eck Hovis_and_SidsMum. I think you have the wrong idea of our table top sale tommorrow.
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The tables are for putting horse related items on to sell - not yourself
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I can see i will have to keep an eye on you
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You made one mistake - never add up what they cost
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Um Kenzo you've not seen me. Medical researchers would turn my body down..........!

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thats what I used to think


.... but I can still afford things
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always remember this, if you think your bad, there's always someone else far worse
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Now that i hadsn't thought of silver florin. As i'm coming from the yard i feel my attractive wellies, holey Jodphurs and faint wiff of horse poo may aid in my sales pitch. As long as you keep the lights down very low and there's a guide dog centre down the road........
 
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always remember this, if you think your bad, there's always someone else far worse
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Good thought
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always remember this, if you think your bad, there's always someone else far worse
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Is that me you are talking about?
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I thought credit cards were free money??
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always remember this, if you think your bad, there's always someone else far worse
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Is that me you are talking about?
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no course not silly, I just mean in general hun
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I believe you get more for gardening than you do for that 'other stuff' and at least you are outside. Although I always thought any job you could do lying down would be worth considering.
 
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I believe you get more for gardening than you do for that 'other stuff' and at least you are outside. Although I always thought any job you could do lying down would be worth considering.

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I take it your talking from experience then?
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I read this thread and still managed to then go to the local tack shop and spend an extortionate amount of money! I tried to get the lady to not tell me how much it was before I put my pin number in, but she said she had to by law... damn!
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I don't know about selling my body, I think I'd just sell my damned lame horse!!
 
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no course not silly, I just mean in general hun
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You didn't see me trying new clothes on today
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But at least if they don't fit I can't spend anymore on the credit card
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Shame, if we hadn't bought Farra, you could have tempted my OH with a bit of clyde on the side
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Lets just say our savings, holiday and life have been gobbled up by Clydes past and present in the past few months. Just vets bills and purchase have made £8k gone in a puff.

Ouch...... maybe Farra and I could join you - a nice young filly and a older plump mare that does like wearing full back leather (I ride a motorbike).
 
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always remember this, if you think your bad, there's always someone else far worse
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keeps me ticking over
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Is that me you are talking about?
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no course not silly, I just mean in general hun
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You didn't see me trying new clothes on today
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But at least if they don't fit I can't spend anymore on the credit card
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No and by the sounds of it, I'm bloody glad I didnt!

sorry, I get the cheek for my father...you'll get used to it in time
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besides you aint seem my thunder tighs, I have to shoe horn myself into jods these days, its great, at least the OH cant get em off in too much of a hurry, I'm safe these days
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As i'm coming from the yard i feel my attractive wellies, holey Jodphurs and faint wiff of horse poo may aid in my sales pitch. As long as you keep the lights down very low and there's a guide dog centre down the road........

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You know, I bet out there somewhere there is a guy who has a fettish for just that, you just need to find the right magazine to advertise in
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