Good God

[mickey]

What happened to God's post????
It's vanished.............maybe he has more important matters to tend to?

 

[carthorse]

No it hasn't ,it is on the 2nd page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mickey]

Oh, I must have missed it ---- DOH.
Just eager to see what God is up to today.....

 

[God]

Greetings

You called?

 

[mickey]

Ah--- you are back. I wanted to send my sincere apologies for not having made it to church today. I shall repent for my sins.

 

[God]

Do not worry yourself; I've never been one to understand the whole 'church' thing....they can't all be 'God's house'! That would just be greedy, and for sure, I'd need a pretty good estate agent to look after all my dealings!
HHO is as good a church as any, in my little red book.

 

[mickey]

Thank you God, I feel much better now, especially as I feel free to spend all afternoon with my horse.

God, oh holy one, I wonder if I might ask what your view of horses is? Do they have horses in heaven? And if so.....who cleans up after them?

 

[God]

There are indeed horses aplenty up here...but didnt anybody ever tell you that there's no sh1t in Heaven?

 

[mickey]

Of course - Silly me!

Please tell me, ehat brings you to HHO? Are there souls here to be saved?

 

[God]

Many souls, Mickey, many souls. Aside from that, I get a little bored, sat up here on cloud. Clouds are not pleasant things for those with cotton-wool phobias. HHO seemed such a pleasant place to forget my worries!

BTW...you may call me 'Roger', if you wish

xx

xx

 

[mickey]

Ok 'Rog' ....Roger as in Federer, yes?
I look forward to speaking with you again sometime.