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Jeremy Kyle audience member..Do you have any ponies for sale?

me..Yes..what are you looking for?

JKAM..ponies...

me..ok..i have fillies and colts...all below the age of 5..


JKAM..colts?..are they bigger than fillies?


me..they can be.....colts are young stallions..

JKAM..umm..can i ride them yet?..like now coz i want to have one i can ride?

me..no, they are youngsters..not ridable

JKAM..so why are you selling them then if no-one can ride em..bit stoopid innit?


me....TBH i've no answer to that, goodbye
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pondlife
**shakes head**
 
Oh god i recently advertised a 14 year old rescued broodmare, advert said mare is semi wild, hard to catch (meaning unable) never been broke, used to be a forest run mare. I was offering her as a companion only...... I got an email asking if she could be jumped once caught!! Needless to say, i have decided not to traumatise my mare any further, she is staying with me lol!
 
LOL! PMSL! In fact...ROTFPMSL!

Just cant imagine you being in the audience and not strangling someone!

:D:D:D

Sorry but it made me laugh. :)

Hope you havent been arrested...:D
 
They have plenty of time for that breeding business, they dont work and there is only so much time you can spend watching your 42inch flat screen television. I suppose some sort of movement must be necessary!!
 
i'd rather shove wasps up my arse than go on that shyte prog TBH....

sadly, i live within commuting distance of "chaville" AKA south bristol..so i tend to get JK wannabes ringing on a regular basis
 
nativeponies said:
i'd rather shove wasps up my arse than go on that shyte prog TBH....

sadly, i live within commuting distance of "chaville" AKA south bristol..so i tend to get JK wannabes ringing on a regular basis
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on that note, have you heard about 2 people selling ponies/horses on the tick to the kids of hartcliffe/knowle????!!! :eek:
 
I now have the strangest images of hooligan hoody culture colts and chav fillies Jerry Springer stylee scrapping on the stage and all the "upper class" warmbloods tutting at the commoners onstage:D:D:D
 
Vizslak said:
on that note, have you heard about 2 people selling ponies/horses on the tick to the kids of hartcliffe/knowle????!!! :eek:
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I used to run a Martial Arts group in Bristol.

I was asked to open a group by a 'yoof' leader at a centre in Hartcliffe. I declined, as I considered the place too dangerous and instead opened my group in St Pauls :eek:

I suppose the only good thing about ponies being in Hartcliffe or Knowle, is that they are close to Horseworld once 'they is bored wivit'.
 
These sort of people come on the program for their 15 sec of fame I don't think they realise or they are so stupid how they show themselves. But I do hope that this isn't the way we are heading. On benifits and think that they are intitled to be kept and thinking the rest of the country should keep them in the style they are use too.
 
NeilM said:
I used to run a Martial Arts group in Bristol.

I was asked to open a group by a 'yoof' leader at a centre in Hartcliffe. I declined, as I considered the place too dangerous and instead opened my group in St Pauls :eek:

I suppose the only good thing about ponies being in Hartcliffe or Knowle, is that they are close to Horseworld once 'they is bored wivit'.
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this is horseworlds concern yes and with winter round the corner things could reach crisis very quickly. There have been horses on the estate for years but this is a major new large influx.
 
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