Greetings from Pony Jail---by the Spooky Pony

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Well, once again, I am stuck in pony jail. It started a few days ago, when my foot hurt a bit. I'd had a few quiet days in the field with my friends, after the place with all the other horses and the jumpies and the tasty food, which was good, because I was pretty tired! But then when we went over to the square place with the roof on, my foot hurt when we were making some trot circles. It didn't hurt a lot, and I was happy to keep going, but the Carrot Lady got off, and we walked back home, which was ok too. What's NOT ok is that then, she put me in pony jail! :mad:

At least I'm not alone here in pony jail this time! The little yellow mare (not the one I went for a long trot in the woods with that lives next door, but another one that is smaller and has really short ears) was there again, and her friend, an old bay mare that's only a bit smaller than me. The little yellow mare tried it on at first over the hay nets, but I showed her who's boss! :cool: Actually, I'm not usually boss, but they both seem to respect my faces that I made. Maybe I should learn to stand up for myself more with my friends in the big field? :confused:

So the company is ok, really. What's not at all ok, is that there's no proper grass in here! :mad: So that's why we were arguing over the haynets.

The Carrot Lady spent quite a bit of time in here yesterday, picking plants and putting them in a thing with a wheel on. Presumably she's planning to eat them later, but they're a kind that really isn't good to eat. :confused: I suppose there's no accounting for taste! She eats bananananas too, and they're not very good to eat, either: too soft! Not crunchy enough! The little yellow mare tried to go take a look at the piles of bad plants a couple of times, but she got told off! :D :p

I did visit with the Carrot Lady lots, though, and got lots of scratches. And some carrots.

Today, she came and gave me another carrot, twice, but the first time, she also brought the long blue-and-red stick with a wavy bit on, and made me trot around in circles! The second time, she also brought me my red square thing, so I liked that time better. :) I licked the red square thing lots, and she left it in the pony jail with me! :)

So anyway, although it could definitely be worse in here, I do hope I get to come out soon. Why am I always stuck in here when it's nice out, and when my foot hurts? :confused:

Carrots,
the Spooky Pony
 
Oh no Sppoky, that is very mean of the carrot lady :( These human things always think they know best! The person I own was going to let me jump over some poles in the field tonight, because we are going to a party on Sunday, BUT changed her mind because a lot of people were playing music on blowy things near our field and the new pony, my best friend the old lady pony and themiserable big grey lump and me were doing our bestest dancing :D I am sure I could have danced over the jumps, she is a whimp!
Hope you are let out of jail soon Spooky, but at least you are not in solitarrary confinementle (think that is right, it is when you are on your own). Get the biggest share of the hay lad.
The current Appy
(ps what is a banananananana? My favourite is the bread from a hot dog, and a slurp of gin when the person I own slops it on her hand when I nudge her :D)
 
Sorry to hear your stuck in spooky, but take it from me its a good opportunity to practice your aim and you can use the time to think up all sorts of mischief to test your person. That'll teach them! Hope your foot feels better soon. Has the man who smells funny prodded it yet? They're generally not far away when you're stuck in pony jail.

I got sore feet last week and one of my people decided to long rein me to see if I was getting better. Mwah ha ha have you any idea how much FUN that is when you're feeling fresh?! I was supposed to be walking, but thats sooo boring.

Hey, maybe we need a club on HHo? we could brainstorm ideas: new and inventive ways to amuse ourselves at the expense of our people? ;)

yorksG said:
(ps what is a banananananana?)
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Its a odd human thing, wot they occasionally think is suitable pony treat. I think its called that because when you try to eat it its too soft, and you go "mnam mnam mnama mnamananananana". :D

F1
 
Ah Spooky you should do what I do. Stop. Do not move feet and pull really upset faces. If mummy really insists I have to go in the stable I go up in the air and show my tummy. I do eventually go in because other wise mummy makes me back up lots and lots once she ended up in the middle of the field with me, I learnt not go show my tummy so much after that. But if I show my tummy at least once she knows I am really not happy about her plan. And I get loads of scratches and carrots once I do finally get in the stable because I have been brave. Flair x x
 
Ps my mummy filled wheelbarrow up full of green things too. Maybe these mummy's have a stash of them for some reason?? My mummy put them in a big black bag, it made a very interesting noise, not scary, just interesting.
 
Dear Appy,

I think F1's description of a bananananana is really good. All I can add is that it's yellow, and curvy.

Dear F1,

I like the idea of a new club, but only as long as I don't get kicked, or bitten on the bum. Will my Field Boss get annoyed if I join a new club? Will the new club provide insurance against him? If the Field Boss doesn't like what I do, he gets Clobber-Me, who is usually my friend, to come after me, so I'd rather not make him mad.

Dear Flair,
I have to say I used to do the stopping thing. All it did, was get me smacked on the bum. So I don't do it anymore, or at least not often. Don't you get smacked on the bum? My new thing is to walk backwards, lots!
 
Smack on the bum, nah can take that. My old person had a lunge whip round my bum and I still wouldnt walk in that stupid trailer. Just go up loads. However mummy did figure out today a long thing with a crackly plastic thing makes me walk forward, I hope she doesnt use that too much to make me go in that trailer. Oh no!!!!!!!! Oh man I know shes gonna do it now just realised, she was talking about borrowing one to see if I can play in it or not. Quick help, help me make up a plan. I dont like the plastic crackly thing too much its ok rubbing on my tummy kinda tickles but I dont like it when mummy hits it on the ground behind me.
 
Your Mummy is so mean keeping you locked up. It could be worse though. We are out in the field all the time but in the morning our Mummy comes and puts a black bucket thing over our faces so we can see & smell the grass but can't get a proper mouthful. At least she takes it off at night. She keeps putting a ribbon thing around our tummies and muttering something that sounds like "lardarse". Is lardarse nasty medicine that she might give us? Or is it a treat we might get if we are good? Pickle doesn't get a bucket on her face - she must be a right creep!
Hope your foot feels better soon.

HP & Bobby
 
Dear Flair,
the only advice I can offer about the crackly thing is to ignore it. About the stall with wheels on, they're not so bad, once you get used to them. There's usually hay inside!

Dear HP and Bobby,
I don't like that ribbon thing; I haven't had it lately. That bucket thing sounds awful! It must be the same as my green basket thing. I haven't had it often, but I really hated it. The Carrot Lady called me "Hannibal Lecter Pony", which must be the same as "lardarse" if it's referring to the basket thing.
 
Dizzy sends her felicitations and wishes to know what kind of fodder you would like to have the file sent in? She would not normally stoop to such illegal activities, but she does have a very soft spot for the Spooky one :D.
 
Oh dear Spooky, these mummys are very mean to us.

My new mummy has put the white ribbon thing round me too hairycob, I did say no no no to start with because I could see it was really a poisonous snake but she persuaded me but then she muttered things which sounded like 'oh my god I DON'T BELIEVE IT.......' (I thought she meant she couldn't believe how gorgeous I was) and then the next day she came with this funny little box thing and some pretty white rope which she put across my nice big paddock so I was in a very small bit. I thought this was a bit off so went to walk over the rope and it stung me!! I tried again once my nose stopped hurting and it stung me again so I think it must be full of wasps or something. I did try to tell new mummy this but she just said it was for my own good!

xx
 
at least you've got company Spooky, and it seems like you've been put in jail for a 'reason' (however illogical it seems to us!) - last week I was put in Pony Jail because Tom had a sore foot!

To be fair he was walking like he only had 3 legs, and one of those was broken, but I don't see why I had to go into jail. You'd think that i'd made Toms foot hurt!

In the end Granny let me out into the litle starvation field so that Tom could see me but I could stretch my legs. He shouted a lot when I walked away, but he talks so much that I had to go and hide in my stable anyway just to get some peace!!

Hope your foot is better soon. Do let us know!

Carrots, Ron
 
Dear Spooky,

I don't know you but felt compelled to reply. I think its all a conspiricy. My mummy puts me in 'the fat pony paddock' which doesn't have very much grass in it. Nor does it have a fat pony in it as far as I can see so I'm not quite sure why she calls it that.

She has said that cellulite is not a 'good look' for a handsome boy like me, and that I might get sore feet of she lets me through to the 'other side'. I am kept from the other side (where the grass REALLY IS GREENER!!!!) by the pretty white fence that stings. What I want to know, is why doesn't it sting her?

Hope your sore foot gets better soon and you are released back into normal society where the ponies aren't yellow.
 
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