Kenzo
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WARNING - Its a type Kenzo Ramble
Brought Miraed into the stable yesterday evening (to try a jumping saddle
) anyway all was fine and dandy, she's tucking into her haynet while I'm busy grooming her, then she wanders off to the back of the stable with a strange look on her face, squares up and I'm stood there thinking oh she's going to have a wee, few minutes later she does.
But she didnt come back to carry on munching/groomed, she just stood there which I thought was strange, then she started pacing around her stable, getting restless, bit of tail swishing, pawing the ground, totally out of character, so there's me starting to panic thinking OH MY GOD she's colicing!
Then she gets down, then back up again, by this time I'm in even more of a panic then she started retching and sucking in air and trying to swollow.
Silly mare had got choke
By which time I'd gathered a fellow livery, the YO, the YO's wife (complete with baby in arms) within the space of minute!!!
I'm flapping around like a headless chicken (along with the rest of real chickens that wonder around) thinking the worst and that she's going to die on me and me having to ring her owner up an explain....yada yada.
YO and fellow livery telling me to calm down it will clear just give her 5 to 10 minutes, I'm still panicing because she was not showing the same signs as my other horse (going back 12 years ago) that once got choke, so everthing but choke was going through my head!
Then frantically shaking I rang my vet, for him to come out asap but the receptionist said he was not on duty that evening for emergancy calls but this other one was (so I had visions of some young vet straight out of vetinary school that would not know a horse if it kicked in ....well know) so there's me thinking NO HE WILL NOT DOOOOOO!
(I'm covering the phone and starting another confo with everyone else moanng as it's not so and so on duty) but insists he comes out ASAP!
Still busy massaging her throat and trying to locate where the blockage was.
Meanwhile the OH just happens to ring me to see what time I'll be home from riding and I answer the phone saying ''Miraed is choking to death!'' while everyone else bursts out laughing
....they know I'm a panic merchant
YO's shouting in the background (while busy massaging her neck and poor Miraed is wondering what the hell is going on) ''she's trying to kill her off so you'll buy her a new horse!''...again everyone in fits of laughter by which point I nearly strangled the YO for saying such a thing!
Anyway she did a tiny cough and a splutter (and I mean tiny
), sprayed us with coating of green slime, took a little gulp, then proceeded to tuck back into her hay net like nothing had happend.
and she was as right as rain and not the wiser. 
Then obviously cancelled the vet coming out, all within a space of 10 minutes.
Now I'm going to panic evertime she takes a mouthful of hay, just in case it happens again...she's that bloody gready she's doesnt stop for a moments breath when she's chomping on hay, horses eh!
Brought Miraed into the stable yesterday evening (to try a jumping saddle
But she didnt come back to carry on munching/groomed, she just stood there which I thought was strange, then she started pacing around her stable, getting restless, bit of tail swishing, pawing the ground, totally out of character, so there's me starting to panic thinking OH MY GOD she's colicing!
Then she gets down, then back up again, by this time I'm in even more of a panic then she started retching and sucking in air and trying to swollow.
Silly mare had got choke
By which time I'd gathered a fellow livery, the YO, the YO's wife (complete with baby in arms) within the space of minute!!!
I'm flapping around like a headless chicken (along with the rest of real chickens that wonder around) thinking the worst and that she's going to die on me and me having to ring her owner up an explain....yada yada.
YO and fellow livery telling me to calm down it will clear just give her 5 to 10 minutes, I'm still panicing because she was not showing the same signs as my other horse (going back 12 years ago) that once got choke, so everthing but choke was going through my head!
Then frantically shaking I rang my vet, for him to come out asap but the receptionist said he was not on duty that evening for emergancy calls but this other one was (so I had visions of some young vet straight out of vetinary school that would not know a horse if it kicked in ....well know) so there's me thinking NO HE WILL NOT DOOOOOO!
(I'm covering the phone and starting another confo with everyone else moanng as it's not so and so on duty) but insists he comes out ASAP!
Still busy massaging her throat and trying to locate where the blockage was.
Meanwhile the OH just happens to ring me to see what time I'll be home from riding and I answer the phone saying ''Miraed is choking to death!'' while everyone else bursts out laughing
YO's shouting in the background (while busy massaging her neck and poor Miraed is wondering what the hell is going on) ''she's trying to kill her off so you'll buy her a new horse!''...again everyone in fits of laughter by which point I nearly strangled the YO for saying such a thing!
Anyway she did a tiny cough and a splutter (and I mean tiny
Then obviously cancelled the vet coming out, all within a space of 10 minutes.
Now I'm going to panic evertime she takes a mouthful of hay, just in case it happens again...she's that bloody gready she's doesnt stop for a moments breath when she's chomping on hay, horses eh!