WishfulThinker
Well-Known Member
Someone added me to MSN, then preceded to have the following convo with me - I've been very good and kept my cool, plus it was amusement at work. Bit long but I hope its a wind up or there is one very deluded girl out there! Its not 100% easy to follow but if your bored its lightly amusing.
Perfect says:
do you know leanne
Sharyn says:
Yes
Perfect says:
i dont think she is talking to me
Sharyn says:
she is very selective of who she is mates witrh
Perfect says:
y
Sharyn says:
she just is
Perfect says:
oh well she is just stupid then because i am really nice
Perfect says:
so she is missing out
Sharyn says:
right.........and your very odest too i see
Perfect says:
well at least i dont think i am too good to be people's friends
Sharyn says:
Maybe she just doesnt want to talk to you. Not everyone wants to talk to people. That doesnt mean they think they are too good. For all sh eknows u could be a big hairy man called Dave, who is siiting naked whilst vcovered in baby oiil
Perfect says:
i hate you both
Sharyn says:
See now thats not very nice
Perfect says:
neither is calling me a hairy man or being too good to talk to me like leanne
Sharyn says:
I said you 'could' be for all we know
Sharyn says:
I could also be an 80yr olg granny
Sharyn says:
Leanne could be a he she
Sharyn says:
You jsut dont know online
Perfect says:
but i know i am not
Sharyn says:
Yes, but we dont, so u see my point
Perfect says:
you think you are so smart and better than me like Leanne
Sharyn says:
No, im 10 years older, so I do actaully have a bit more life experiene and with that does happen to come knowlege
Perfect says:
yea well my parents are rich so i bet i have more stuff than you
Perfect says:
they are going to let me get a 10000 horse to learn to ride on
Sharyn says:
So thats not the point
Perfect says:
it is now
Sharyn says:
For all you know I could be part of a milti million pound family who has businesses all over scotland
Sharyn says:
but I woudlnt go around braggin about it.
Perfect says:
are you??
Sharyn says:
Pretty close to it, but as its not 'my' money its not mine to brag about.
Sharyn says:
Trust me though, ive seen some of the 10k ponies up here and you really wouldnt want to learn to ride on them as they are soooo messsed up and over priced they wouldn't teach you anything
Perfect says:
i dont care what you say you are trying to ruin my life cause you are jelous and hate me like leanne so im getting one whether you like it or not
Sharyn says:
Hun, until you learn to mature I am not sure a horse or pony is the best animal fo ryou to own.
Perfect says:
why
Sharyn says:
Because they pick up on these things. And the more highly trained they are the more acute they are. Its like a ferrari versus a lada. Ladas you can do whatever you want in adn they dont notice - ferarris though, are so responsive jsut sneexzing could kill you!
Perfect says:
i will get lessons
Perfect says:
and not sneexze
Sharyn says:
Well, why not get a ploddy one for say a few hundred. One you can do anything and everythign on, AND a better one.
Perfect says:
ooh yea or get 2 10000 ones and ride the one i like best
Sharyn says:
Plus that way your mates have something to trundle about on when u go out
Sharyn says:
Dont run before you can walk!
Sharyn says:
Can u actually ride?
Perfect says:
i dont have mates im home schooled
Perfect says:
and it will be kept at my mansion
Perfect says:
no i cant
Perfect says:
i am going to get a groom to ride and look after them whilst i learn
Sharyn says:
ok, so realistically, even on a lesson a flighty horse could in fact injure you
Perfect says:
then after a few lessons ill be able to do it myself
Sharyn says:
Thats not usually the best Idea!
Perfect says:
oh what do you know?! you are stupid
Sharyn says:
So why are you home schooled? You should jsut get your parents to send u to Queen Ethelburghs - cos u can take your horse and Karen Dixon teaches there
Sharyn says:
Ive been riding for 15 years and had 6 horses and worked at stud farms
Sharyn says:
I also have qualifications in horse care
Perfect says:
because mum says i am too precious and my potential will be wasted
Perfect says:
and other girls will ruin me because of peer pressure
Sharyn says:
Was you rmum home schooled?
Sharyn says:
Hun, I really think you need to get out more.
Perfect says:
i dont know, we dont have time to dwell on the past
Sharyn says:
The world does not stop at yout front door, or revolve around youerlsf
Perfect says:
mum is very good at crochet so i do get to see lots of people when they come round to play
Perfect says:
my world does
Sharyn says:
does she play it on her camomile lawn?
Perfect says:
shut up
Sharyn says:
What? I was jsut asking??
Perfect says:
well dont, i dont want you to know enough to suddenly take it up and learn how to play and then come round and abuse me more
Perfect says:
beause i think you are the hairy man
Sharyn says:
yeah I am hairy, but not a man,. I believe the animal is an Alpaka - or something. Well Lama like
Perfect says:
that is disgusting that you are hairy, you should get brazilians like all the woman in my family do
Perfect says:
every 6 weeks we get done
Perfect says:
from puberty to death
Sharyn says:
if your 14 wydo u need that done?
Perfect says:
because noone likes hairy bits my mum says we have a reputation to keep
Perfect says:
to get into the habit
Perfect says:
do you not do yours?
Perfect says:
man!
Sharyn says:
at 14 no one should be seeign anything of you that is hairy other than your head!
Sharyn says:
I do do mine, I jujdt dont feel the need to discuss it with strangers
Perfect says:
well we go skinny dipping in the lake in summer if we look good enough and once i have my breasts done i am going to start
Sharyn says:
Lol, so u dont live in scotland then!
Sharyn says:
Skinny dipping, in Scotland - god no!
Perfect says:
i live in lanark, and its our own lake in our garden, its like a big pond and last summer it got really warm here
Perfect says:
i got sunburn
Sharyn says:
ok.
Sharyn says:
Hope its secluded!
Perfect says:
sometimes when we dont have guests round to play crochet
Sharyn says:
Why croquet? Why not tennis ro golf or scrabble?
Sharyn says:
Or Badminton, thats a grass sport to
Perfect says:
because my mum is good at it
Perfect says:
and we dont have a golf course
Sharyn says:
fair doos
Perfect says:
my dad does swimming sometimes in our indoor swimming pool
Sharyn says:
well u have to keep fit somehow
Perfect says:
i am going to do dressage and showjumping
Sharyn says:
no XC?
Perfect says:
XC is for hooligans
Perfect says:
we are eligant!
Perfect says:
side saddle perhaps
Sharyn says:
William fox-pitt isnt a hooligan!
Perfect says:
he is an ugly hooligan!
Perfect says:
like yourself.
Sharyn says:
Really! Well I would glady be a hooligan like him!
Perfect says:
because you are a man
Sharyn says:
HAHA, whatever
Perfect says:
do you know leanne
Sharyn says:
Yes
Perfect says:
i dont think she is talking to me
Sharyn says:
she is very selective of who she is mates witrh
Perfect says:
y
Sharyn says:
she just is
Perfect says:
oh well she is just stupid then because i am really nice
Perfect says:
so she is missing out
Sharyn says:
right.........and your very odest too i see
Perfect says:
well at least i dont think i am too good to be people's friends
Sharyn says:
Maybe she just doesnt want to talk to you. Not everyone wants to talk to people. That doesnt mean they think they are too good. For all sh eknows u could be a big hairy man called Dave, who is siiting naked whilst vcovered in baby oiil
Perfect says:
i hate you both
Sharyn says:
See now thats not very nice
Perfect says:
neither is calling me a hairy man or being too good to talk to me like leanne
Sharyn says:
I said you 'could' be for all we know
Sharyn says:
I could also be an 80yr olg granny
Sharyn says:
Leanne could be a he she
Sharyn says:
You jsut dont know online
Perfect says:
but i know i am not
Sharyn says:
Yes, but we dont, so u see my point
Perfect says:
you think you are so smart and better than me like Leanne
Sharyn says:
No, im 10 years older, so I do actaully have a bit more life experiene and with that does happen to come knowlege
Perfect says:
yea well my parents are rich so i bet i have more stuff than you
Perfect says:
they are going to let me get a 10000 horse to learn to ride on
Sharyn says:
So thats not the point
Perfect says:
it is now
Sharyn says:
For all you know I could be part of a milti million pound family who has businesses all over scotland
Sharyn says:
but I woudlnt go around braggin about it.
Perfect says:
are you??
Sharyn says:
Pretty close to it, but as its not 'my' money its not mine to brag about.
Sharyn says:
Trust me though, ive seen some of the 10k ponies up here and you really wouldnt want to learn to ride on them as they are soooo messsed up and over priced they wouldn't teach you anything
Perfect says:
i dont care what you say you are trying to ruin my life cause you are jelous and hate me like leanne so im getting one whether you like it or not
Sharyn says:
Hun, until you learn to mature I am not sure a horse or pony is the best animal fo ryou to own.
Perfect says:
why
Sharyn says:
Because they pick up on these things. And the more highly trained they are the more acute they are. Its like a ferrari versus a lada. Ladas you can do whatever you want in adn they dont notice - ferarris though, are so responsive jsut sneexzing could kill you!
Perfect says:
i will get lessons
Perfect says:
and not sneexze
Sharyn says:
Well, why not get a ploddy one for say a few hundred. One you can do anything and everythign on, AND a better one.
Perfect says:
ooh yea or get 2 10000 ones and ride the one i like best
Sharyn says:
Plus that way your mates have something to trundle about on when u go out
Sharyn says:
Dont run before you can walk!
Sharyn says:
Can u actually ride?
Perfect says:
i dont have mates im home schooled
Perfect says:
and it will be kept at my mansion
Perfect says:
no i cant
Perfect says:
i am going to get a groom to ride and look after them whilst i learn
Sharyn says:
ok, so realistically, even on a lesson a flighty horse could in fact injure you
Perfect says:
then after a few lessons ill be able to do it myself
Sharyn says:
Thats not usually the best Idea!
Perfect says:
oh what do you know?! you are stupid
Sharyn says:
So why are you home schooled? You should jsut get your parents to send u to Queen Ethelburghs - cos u can take your horse and Karen Dixon teaches there
Sharyn says:
Ive been riding for 15 years and had 6 horses and worked at stud farms
Sharyn says:
I also have qualifications in horse care
Perfect says:
because mum says i am too precious and my potential will be wasted
Perfect says:
and other girls will ruin me because of peer pressure
Sharyn says:
Was you rmum home schooled?
Sharyn says:
Hun, I really think you need to get out more.
Perfect says:
i dont know, we dont have time to dwell on the past
Sharyn says:
The world does not stop at yout front door, or revolve around youerlsf
Perfect says:
mum is very good at crochet so i do get to see lots of people when they come round to play
Perfect says:
my world does
Sharyn says:
does she play it on her camomile lawn?
Perfect says:
shut up
Sharyn says:
What? I was jsut asking??
Perfect says:
well dont, i dont want you to know enough to suddenly take it up and learn how to play and then come round and abuse me more
Perfect says:
beause i think you are the hairy man
Sharyn says:
yeah I am hairy, but not a man,. I believe the animal is an Alpaka - or something. Well Lama like
Perfect says:
that is disgusting that you are hairy, you should get brazilians like all the woman in my family do
Perfect says:
every 6 weeks we get done
Perfect says:
from puberty to death
Sharyn says:
if your 14 wydo u need that done?
Perfect says:
because noone likes hairy bits my mum says we have a reputation to keep
Perfect says:
to get into the habit
Perfect says:
do you not do yours?
Perfect says:
man!
Sharyn says:
at 14 no one should be seeign anything of you that is hairy other than your head!
Sharyn says:
I do do mine, I jujdt dont feel the need to discuss it with strangers
Perfect says:
well we go skinny dipping in the lake in summer if we look good enough and once i have my breasts done i am going to start
Sharyn says:
Lol, so u dont live in scotland then!
Sharyn says:
Skinny dipping, in Scotland - god no!
Perfect says:
i live in lanark, and its our own lake in our garden, its like a big pond and last summer it got really warm here
Perfect says:
i got sunburn
Sharyn says:
ok.
Sharyn says:
Hope its secluded!
Perfect says:
sometimes when we dont have guests round to play crochet
Sharyn says:
Why croquet? Why not tennis ro golf or scrabble?
Sharyn says:
Or Badminton, thats a grass sport to
Perfect says:
because my mum is good at it
Perfect says:
and we dont have a golf course
Sharyn says:
fair doos
Perfect says:
my dad does swimming sometimes in our indoor swimming pool
Sharyn says:
well u have to keep fit somehow
Perfect says:
i am going to do dressage and showjumping
Sharyn says:
no XC?
Perfect says:
XC is for hooligans
Perfect says:
we are eligant!
Perfect says:
side saddle perhaps
Sharyn says:
William fox-pitt isnt a hooligan!
Perfect says:
he is an ugly hooligan!
Perfect says:
like yourself.
Sharyn says:
Really! Well I would glady be a hooligan like him!
Perfect says:
because you are a man
Sharyn says:
HAHA, whatever
