Horsekaren
Well-Known Member
I haven’t been in touch for a while! It’s me Strawberry! Remember me! The wobbler!
All has been quiet and then out of the blue mum told me I was a good boy and asked me to walk into my Uber for horses ( daddy’s car appeared with my Wheels attached). I thought ok, I’ll go along with it for treats as sometimes they walk me up and down and that’s all I have to do to get treats! Yum! It turns out this time was different, I got my treats and then the buggers shut me in and I began to move. I nibbled at my hay terrified they was taking me back inside… you know the place with bars on stables, and people pretending to be nice then stabbing you with needles and making me do things ?
My vehicle stopped and my ramp came down, I thought oh no here we go but as I walked down the ramp I noticed lots of grass! The scary stabby people place doesn’t normally have grass so something was different!!! I followed daddy as mum gets her self in a state with anxiety and I thought no thanks mum, she can sort her self out so I stuck with dad. Now… I wasn’t too sure whether to trust him as he’d just tricked me but I gave him the benifit of the doubt and followed. I couldn’t believe what was happening, they took me to a paddock with the most yummiest grass and let me go!!!!!
As I stood stuffing my face as quickly as possible just incase the grass disappeared I noticed four handsome chaps come over, I felt a bit shy so focused on my grass! Mum told me they were retired too!!!!Nom nom nom!!!! The hoomans were shocked how quiet everything was!!!
So a few days in grassy heaven passed and then the nice man that has been keeping an eye on me and giving me my breakfast asked me to follow him! to my amazement he opened the gate to the four handsome chaps I’d been chatting to and there it was! I’d entered what felt like heaven on earth!
I ran and said hello to the others, I declared my freedom! Because I’m a horse not a hooman we get to know each other a bit differently, I basically have to follow orders until the others decide I’m ok. We arnt like you silly hooomans hugging when we don’t know each other! It takes time!
Sooo I thought I’d check out this horsey playground! And omg!!!! Id never seen so much space and yummy grass all around me!!! Then I spotted a humongous log!!! I ran up to this log and basically straddled it…. It’s like magic! I lean on it and wiggle and it’s like a full body massage!!!!!
It’s now been over a week and the 4 chaps seem to like me and have allowed me to join their family wooo!
I had a bit of a moment the other day, mum booked me my regular pedicure, that was quiet relaxing then boooof! I bagged my head on a gate! I felt dazed for a moment and thought noooooooooo I’ve been dreaming all this time and im waking up! I stood there for a moment and my new friend was rubbing my owie better and I realised I wasn’t dreaming after all!!! I was still in horsey heaven!
I sometimes used to think what’s life all about now I’m retired, and oh boy did mum get on my nerves with the endless brushing and bathing! Now I have lots to do to fill my time…. I even have my own splash pool! I can’t wait to splish splash splosh in there but I have to make sure mum isn’t watching as she’ll restart with the paparazzi sh*t…. Honestly being a handsome hunk can be a curse with a horse mum as obsessed as mine! She still seems me all the time as I’m still close to her, but I don’t neeeeed her anymore mwahahaha
Anyways that’s me over and out!
Just letting you all know I’m still beautiful and loving life! Hmmmm now to convince mum to give me a hair cut…. It’s a bit strange being the only dreadlock bear in town … I’ll let you know how I get on!
All has been quiet and then out of the blue mum told me I was a good boy and asked me to walk into my Uber for horses ( daddy’s car appeared with my Wheels attached). I thought ok, I’ll go along with it for treats as sometimes they walk me up and down and that’s all I have to do to get treats! Yum! It turns out this time was different, I got my treats and then the buggers shut me in and I began to move. I nibbled at my hay terrified they was taking me back inside… you know the place with bars on stables, and people pretending to be nice then stabbing you with needles and making me do things ?
My vehicle stopped and my ramp came down, I thought oh no here we go but as I walked down the ramp I noticed lots of grass! The scary stabby people place doesn’t normally have grass so something was different!!! I followed daddy as mum gets her self in a state with anxiety and I thought no thanks mum, she can sort her self out so I stuck with dad. Now… I wasn’t too sure whether to trust him as he’d just tricked me but I gave him the benifit of the doubt and followed. I couldn’t believe what was happening, they took me to a paddock with the most yummiest grass and let me go!!!!!
As I stood stuffing my face as quickly as possible just incase the grass disappeared I noticed four handsome chaps come over, I felt a bit shy so focused on my grass! Mum told me they were retired too!!!!Nom nom nom!!!! The hoomans were shocked how quiet everything was!!!
So a few days in grassy heaven passed and then the nice man that has been keeping an eye on me and giving me my breakfast asked me to follow him! to my amazement he opened the gate to the four handsome chaps I’d been chatting to and there it was! I’d entered what felt like heaven on earth!
I ran and said hello to the others, I declared my freedom! Because I’m a horse not a hooman we get to know each other a bit differently, I basically have to follow orders until the others decide I’m ok. We arnt like you silly hooomans hugging when we don’t know each other! It takes time!
Sooo I thought I’d check out this horsey playground! And omg!!!! Id never seen so much space and yummy grass all around me!!! Then I spotted a humongous log!!! I ran up to this log and basically straddled it…. It’s like magic! I lean on it and wiggle and it’s like a full body massage!!!!!
It’s now been over a week and the 4 chaps seem to like me and have allowed me to join their family wooo!
I had a bit of a moment the other day, mum booked me my regular pedicure, that was quiet relaxing then boooof! I bagged my head on a gate! I felt dazed for a moment and thought noooooooooo I’ve been dreaming all this time and im waking up! I stood there for a moment and my new friend was rubbing my owie better and I realised I wasn’t dreaming after all!!! I was still in horsey heaven!
I sometimes used to think what’s life all about now I’m retired, and oh boy did mum get on my nerves with the endless brushing and bathing! Now I have lots to do to fill my time…. I even have my own splash pool! I can’t wait to splish splash splosh in there but I have to make sure mum isn’t watching as she’ll restart with the paparazzi sh*t…. Honestly being a handsome hunk can be a curse with a horse mum as obsessed as mine! She still seems me all the time as I’m still close to her, but I don’t neeeeed her anymore mwahahaha
Anyways that’s me over and out!
Just letting you all know I’m still beautiful and loving life! Hmmmm now to convince mum to give me a hair cut…. It’s a bit strange being the only dreadlock bear in town … I’ll let you know how I get on!
