Toast
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1. Wait til mum is on a train halfway across the country
2. Jump out of field
3. If, god forbid, you are put back in the field, destroy that pesky electric fencing! execute a perfect sumersault back through the fence, and out of the field. (imagine "vroooommmm vroooommmm" car noise as you do so for added effect)
4. Refuse to be caught.
5. If caught, illustrate annoyance by growing 2 hands taller and pogoing down the lane to the yard shreiking at the top of your lungs in a poncy fashion.
6. Enjoy trashing nice clean bed and await execution when mum gets home.
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2. Jump out of field
3. If, god forbid, you are put back in the field, destroy that pesky electric fencing! execute a perfect sumersault back through the fence, and out of the field. (imagine "vroooommmm vroooommmm" car noise as you do so for added effect)
4. Refuse to be caught.
5. If caught, illustrate annoyance by growing 2 hands taller and pogoing down the lane to the yard shreiking at the top of your lungs in a poncy fashion.
6. Enjoy trashing nice clean bed and await execution when mum gets home.
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