Harveys guide to field escapology

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1. Wait til mum is on a train halfway across the country
2. Jump out of field
3. If, god forbid, you are put back in the field, destroy that pesky electric fencing! execute a perfect sumersault back through the fence, and out of the field. (imagine "vroooommmm vroooommmm" car noise as you do so for added effect)
4. Refuse to be caught.
5. If caught, illustrate annoyance by growing 2 hands taller and pogoing down the lane to the yard shreiking at the top of your lungs in a poncy fashion.
6. Enjoy trashing nice clean bed and await execution when mum gets home.

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Ah yes, i was livid til i saw his cheeky little face and heard him shouting me when i walked onto the yard.
Pah! Damn his cuteness! *shakes fist at signature picture*

I did however threaten to break all four legs if he did it again this morning, thankfully hes on the right side of the fence now, and the electricity has been turned up. Id like to see him launch himself through that bad boy! *evil laugh*

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