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Spiritedly

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I was quite happily wandering round town today, having done ponies and ridden earlier, I was trying to work out why I was getting strange looks, I nipped into the loo at a cafe and saw my reflection...I had hay sticking out of my hair, not just a little bit but great stalks of the stuff :eek:

So what embarrassing things have other people not realised they were sporting on their travels that have given away that they have horses?.....or are a complete tramp :D
 
Had the same sort of day- wandering round tesco's with half the content of the yard on me.
Hay everywhere. And I had a huge spalt of mud right over my face and eye... un beknown to me! *sigh*
Makes us unique eh ;) Starting a fashion :D
 
During the summer on a lovely sunny day I had been wearing a spagetti strap top at the stables. I had goomed, ridden and went for a drink in the local with a few other horsey people straight after. I was at the bar getting my drink when I noticed a few men staring at my chest. I was chuffed thinking I'd pulled. I took a glance down to see how much cleavage I was showing and then I noticed my beautiful decouletage was covered in small dark brown hairs!
 
All the pockets of my jackets and fleeces and hoodies have a patena of washed and tumble dryed hay,balancer pellets and I have even found a freshly laundered carrot in the pocket of one of the 'clean' fleeces I had put on for work.:o
 
After having been given a lovely kiss from my girl, popped into sainsburys and only when I got back in the car and clocked myself in rear view mirror had a great big black grubbby smudge all over my face :eek::eek: Oh deep joy :confused: for the love of horses eh lol :D
 
I'd scrubbed one of my horses frog clefts out and sprayed with turquoise tetracycline antibiotic spray.. Hot day, got a bit sweaty and found out after a whole day, including supermarket shopping, I'd wiped my face in several places and was covered with turquoise streaks!!!!

Went particularly well with my jaundice :D
 
ZondaR said:
During the summer on a lovely sunny day I had been wearing a spagetti strap top at the stables. I had goomed, ridden and went for a drink in the local with a few other horsey people straight after. I was at the bar getting my drink when I noticed a few men staring at my chest. I was chuffed thinking I'd pulled. I took a glance down to see how much cleavage I was showing and then I noticed my beautiful decouletage was covered in small dark brown hairs!
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hahaha!!! I think thats the worst!
 
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