*Head - Desk*

[Cliqmo]

Available for Stud[/]

"Jackchorkie" - Jack x Chihuahua x Yorkie. Avaliable in two months
- lovely temperament, happy to take the bitch for a few days.
Small stud fee or no fee and pick of the litter.
Please EMAIL as my phone's signal is very unreliable and tends to cut people off.

No Canvassers Please

Another fine specimen adding quality offspring to the endangered mongrels of the world

 

[MurphysMinder]

They should put an extra line in the advert, slipping patellas almost guaranteed!

Your post has reminded me about one in local paper at the weekend, its a cracker!
" Labrador x german shepherds, last of a show winning litter , 5 months old, very good working parents, lovely temperament, £100 ono"

How the f*** can they be show winning when a) they're mongrels and b) they're too young to bl***y show, even at fun shows. Aargh

 

[CorvusCorax]

**smash!**

 

[twisteddiamond]

i had a convo with the lady sat next to me at the vets when kiz had her stitches out about her dogs, she had a humungous rottiexGSD dog and a tiny staffie x bitch, we got chatting about the rottiex as kiz is rottiex, but the convo then digressed and she dropped this corker 'you wouldnt think it but they have had pups you know', she didnt seem to get why that was wrong on so many levels, the bitch was tiny the dog was huge, both were mongrels, with no health tests, god knows what the pups looked like/how healthy they were