Heading for the whelk bucket.....

I now regret being so ridiculously elderly and useless and going to my bed of pain at 9pm.

My body has told me it has had enough sleep now and I must be awake and busybusybusy for the rest of forever...*******s.

Whelkosuction sounds FANTASTIC.... you're welcome to borrow one whelk each, but no more, 'cause they're still busy doing soul sucking and whispering depressing things into my lugholes...

Mogg - ex is lovely but not being considered at all. He's a raging cockney womaniser with a pimpmobile, and much as I love him as a cockney pally, the campervan is very uncomfortable, and he's got a PHD in physics, which is absolutely useless. I like a man with a USEFUL trade - fixing my car, shoeing my horses, NOT telling me about molecular whatsits fighting the hoobdoodling bingbongs at the speed of dark.

Mechanic is lovely and sweet and blahblahblah, but I don't get a skippy abouty feeling when I see a white Nissan pick up truck like I do when I see a van of the same breed as the farrier's....I now spend my life on the road going
"VAN!
squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak....................
not him."

I'm going to become a nun. This is far too stressful. I'm already boring city after going to bed at 9pm on a Saturday, so I'm half way there. I just need to start god bothering and offering sweets to small children and I'm all over the nunning.


And the crapola that I came home to is too crapola even for you lot! Much too much crapola to speak of without sobbing into my keyboard and making the dodgy keys even worse...






back to the bucket...

(imagine, if you will, someone with a very strong Welsh accent saying "I've got a fanny like a bucket"...my friend Rhiann said this to me today, which did make me smile and laugh like a drain for a while)
 
Becoming a nun means you have to be nice to people, could you cope with that, and of course give up all thoughts, good or randy about FF. And there a rumour going round that the whelks are in revolt.:p:p:p:p:p
 
ExCUSE ME! I am ALWAYS nice to people. I am niceness personified. I do smiling and everything....

How rude. I'll suck out your eyes and blow through the holes (in a NICE way).
 
Had a bad day today. But if Starzaan wants to stand by the side of road checking every white van that goes by flashing her morags, I should imagin they will keep coming back so said FF maybe in a traffic jam, close to where she lives.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: And as the for her becoming a Nun HAHA!!:p:p:p And Whelks Revolution OK!!:D:D:D
 
Is there room in the whelk bucket for a very sad little me?

and I don't suppose there is a consolatory sausage any where.....
 
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