3Beasties
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Is there any hope for her?! 
Headless Horse
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JinglebellJessi & MistletoeMagic
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Microised linseed and a barefoot diet.
beautiful bum markings and a very happy horse!
beautiful bum markings and a very happy horse!
3Beasties
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Shadow the Reindeer
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She could do with some more greens in her diet, apparently they're good for growing heads back..
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Shadow the Reindeer
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Greens?! What on earth are they??
That stuff that pokes through the soil, usually when it's warm, and the rain has fed it..
3Beasties
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That stuff that pokes through the soil, usually when it's warm, and the rain has fed it..
Ahh, definitely none of that here
So there's no hope for her then? She'll remain headless for ever?
Shadow the Reindeer
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Ahh, definitely none of that here
Go and get a watering can, see if that helps her head to grow back lol!
lhotse
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I think you should get her scoped for ulcers, x-rayed for kissing spines, oh, and definitely get those shoes off!
Toffee44
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Have you had her back and teeth checked recently??
Oh wait she has no Teeth.
SHE HAS NO TEETH!!!!!!
You will have to learn to ride with a just a rope round her stump, once you have had her back checked obviously.
And supplemented her with linseed.....
Oh and maybe she should be wearing three layers of full necked HWs???
Should never have got this iPhone I have a trashed stable I am currently looking at needed mucking out, dunno where to start
Oh wait she has no Teeth.
SHE HAS NO TEETH!!!!!!
You will have to learn to ride with a just a rope round her stump, once you have had her back checked obviously.
And supplemented her with linseed.....
Oh and maybe she should be wearing three layers of full necked HWs???
Should never have got this iPhone I have a trashed stable I am currently looking at needed mucking out, dunno where to start
lhotse
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I can't believe you have turned her out without any BOOTS!!! Never mind the lack of a head.....
holzrokz
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Clearly you are such a novice you appear to have bought a horse without a head! Did you not know that you must have 40+ years of experience before even considering buying a horse. I think a cob with a head would be much better 
Did you not know that you must have 40+ years of experience before even considering buying a horse. I think a cob with a head would be much better teapot
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I'd go barefoot too - less weight for the new head to carry
melbiswas
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I would check in her rug, it might have got caught up in it when you took it off.
Horses often lose their heads when their rugs first come off !
Horses often lose their heads when their rugs first come off !
cambrica
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Who's bed did it end up in??
Never fear though I hear you can now buy Worzel Gummage style horse heads so you can have a different one each day!
Never fear though I hear you can now buy Worzel Gummage style horse heads so you can have a different one each day!
Toffee44
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Don't tell JFTD there's a horse head laying about somewhere.....
Oldenburg27
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Microised linseed and a barefoot diet.
Beautiful even without a head lol
Carefreegirl
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Uh oh - she's also only got 3 legs
3Beasties
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Oh no, I suck as an owner! I have failed in the most basic areas of horse care. Maybe if I wave a carrot stick at her the head will reappear?
If not, does anyone want a headless horse? Feel free to come and pick her up, I couldn't possibly keep a headless horse as it wouldn't match my matchy matchy and that is after all the reason I own horses. The world is so cruel
And as for the person who suggested getting a cob, A COB!?! Well, I can't post what I would like to say to you about that 
*wonders off muttering about my headless horse and the despicable suggestion about getting a cob*
If not, does anyone want a headless horse? Feel free to come and pick her up, I couldn't possibly keep a headless horse as it wouldn't match my matchy matchy and that is after all the reason I own horses. The world is so cruel
And as for the person who suggested getting a cob, A COB!?!
Well, I can't post what I would like to say to you about that *wonders off muttering about my headless horse and the despicable suggestion about getting a cob*
MasterBenedict
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You're not the only one...my boy is usually brainless but last summer he actually lost his head!!!!
Don't worry, it will return but if mine is anything to go by, brain function may be affected slightly
Don't worry, it will return but if mine is anything to go by, brain function may be affected slightly
3Beasties
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You're not the only one...my boy is usually brainless but last summer he actually lost his head!!!!
Don't worry, it will return but if mine is anything to go by, brain function may be affected slightly
**Vanner**
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Oh and brewers yeast
Shysmum
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE POSTED THIS, YET NOT GOT THE ON CALL VET OUT !!!!!!
3Beasties
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE POSTED THIS, YET NOT GOT THE ON CALL VET OUT !!!!!!
ITS A SUNDAY, WHY WOULD I GET A VET WHEN I'VE GOT HHO TO USE
Delicious_D
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Have you tried an equiami?
katia
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Hahahaha!! This thread has certainly cheered me up!
3Beasties
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Wouldn't I need a head to attach it to?
Delicious_D
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Maybe....does the neck have a bit of a stump you can use?
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Tiffany
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Bitless bridle