Hello everyone, I am the gay horse rider

[Leo Walker]

Loving the matchy matchy lipstick!

It would have been a shame not to after all the plastic surgery required to get me looking like that ?????

 

[cobgoblin]

It would have been a shame not to after all the plastic surgery required to get me looking like that ?????

Do you have an Uncle Fester?

 

[SatansLittleHelper]

Now that is a true connection with your horse! You will be able to feel every minute movement that they make!

One question though - how do you get off!?!?

Amazing! I now understand what people mean when they go on about 'bonding' with their horse. You are an inspiration to us all - contact adhesive, eat your heart out!

I did all of this through natural horsemanship, lunged him and then we Joined Up...literally

 

[DabDab]

I did all of this through natural horsemanship, lunged him and then we Joined Up...literally

Wow. Did you have to use a carrot stick?

 

[SatansLittleHelper]

Wow. Did you have to use a carrot stick?

No, I used the souls of those who had displeased him....he's a sensitive boy and intolerant to carrots

 

[tallyho!]

Oh.. has our guest gone?

 

[Meowy Catkin]

Oh.. has our guest gone?

He probably felt a bit uncomfortable after it was confirmed that this forum really does have a lot of women on it and that also one of them is Her Majesty.

 

[DabDab]

No, I used the souls of those who had displeased him....he's a sensitive boy and intolerant to carrots

You are a true horsedevil
<respect>

 

[Chinchilla]

He probably felt a bit uncomfortable after it was confirmed that this forum really does have a lot of women on it and that also one of them is Her Majesty.

And, apparently, several of the formerly unknown wives of the Four Horsemen.....

 

[JennBags]

He probably felt a bit uncomfortable after it was confirmed that this forum really does have a lot of women on it and that also at least one of them is Her Majesty.

Fixed that for you ???

 

[Meowy Catkin]

Thank you JB.

ETA - does this explain why she has two birthdays?

 

[JennBags]

And you lot arguing about tack or no tack, I go one step further. No tack and no clothes

 

[Meowy Catkin]

And you lot arguing about tack or no tack, I go one step further. No tack and no clothes
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You put us all to shame with your magic breasts that do not bounce. I think the rest of us need them firmly strapped down!

 

[DabDab]

You put us all to shame with your magic breasts that do not bounce. I think the rest of us need them firmly strapped down!

Bet there's tit tape behind that hair

 

[ycbm]

And you lot arguing about tack or no tack, I go one step further. No tack and no clothes
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Now I understand sidesaddle ?

 

[JFTDWS]

Since we're all sharing photos... This is me and my steed in real life...

 

[cobgoblin]

And you lot arguing about tack or no tack, I go one step further. No tack and no clothes
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There's an awful lump on that horse's shoulder.

.

 

[Cortez]

JFTD, I hate to disillusion you, but IRL Mr Bloom (in common with a lot of actors) is an AWFUL rider...

 

[Mule]

JFTD, I hate to disillusion you, but IRL Mr Bloom (in common with a lot of actors) is an AWFUL rider...

Ah feck it now you've ruined it

 

[Mule]

Btw I definitely think we've scared him off ?

 

[JennBags]

There's an awful lump on that horse's shoulder.

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???Rude!!!! I'm not that much of a lump ?????

 

[CMcC]

And you lot arguing about tack or no tack, I go one step further. No tack and no clothes
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It can only be a matter of time until Le Mieux offer matchy matchy drape-over-saddle thing and the tassely bum enhancer.

 

[D66]

it would take a blummimg big tassel to enhance my bum.

 

[IamTheGayHorseRider]

if you spend £££ on a nice pair of breeches they last years no matter how often you “ride”
It’s the yard work and jobs that ruin them.

Thanks for your comments

 

[JFTDWS]

JFTD, I hate to disillusion you, but IRL Mr Bloom (in common with a lot of actors) is an AWFUL rider...

Not disillusioned at all - I've seen him act ? I hate to disillusion you, but that's not Orlando Bloom. I'm aware they're aesthetically similar, but that's actually Legolas of the Woodland Realm. He's a talented horseman and utterly lethal with a bow.

And by "he" I mean "I" there...

 

[ycbm]

Thanks for your comments

Nice new avatar! Any chance of a picture of you on your horse, we've all shown you ours?

 

[IamTheGayHorseRider]

Nice new avatar! Any chance of a picture of you on your horse, we've all shown you ours?

Haha

 

[ycbm]

Have you actually got a horse? It would be nice to hear about it and what you do with it if you want to make the most of a horse forum that doesn't give a toss whether you love Emo boys or elephants as long as you love horses.


PS I don't see any way the legs in your first avatar belong to the same body as that elfin face and tiny wrist. I have similar wrists and if I wore Stylo Starts there would be a gap all round the calf
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[D66]

That wasnt a joke.
We are here because we want to talk about horses. If you want your thrills talking about wearing white leggings you need to go elsewhere.

 

[cobgoblin]

Where did the avatar go?