Hello, my name is Starzaan, and I'm an arse.

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UGH.
Mister Phitt came today... two sets... 12:30 til 3:30.... lots of loveliness... smiled a smile at me that made my insides turn to mush... was (as always) very nice to my dogs.. and was generally his usual lovely self.

Following a rather promising stalking session by Rizzy (who is now using him as her farrier, and we are sure he thinks she's quite mad after her crazy interrogation!) we have discovered that he DOES have a trout (BOOOOO) but that apparently when he talked about me he got all gooey and lighty uppy and doe eyed.

I was going to strap on a pair today... and be all brave and do some casual face licking, welly dancing, and declarations of undying love.

Instead I was a blushing idiot, who, when he got into his van and said "love you long time" smiled like two very stupid stupid things, and did another spectacular *GUFFAW*.


If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting under the weeping into a family sized tub of Ben and Jerry's, most probably being a blushing idiot.

AGAIN.
 
....good things come to those who wait.....

HOWEVER...you *know* when you eventually 'bag' him, he will spend his spare time doing jigsaws or be really weird in some way.....!
 
Well, just in case they do..

Dear Fit Farrier,
Sort your ridiculous pale chaps out, and ASK ME OUT. Or I'm going to have to use a farrier who understands that Anchorman is one of the funniest films in the history of cinema.

Dear Trouty,
We both know that the only thing you can do is chuck him so I can have him - it's morally right in ALL kinds of ways, and Utilitarianism is all about "greatest good for the greatest number"... so you can either have him and be all smug and trouty, or you can give him to me and let me be all smug, and allow all these nice HHO lovelies to return to their real lives with a smile on their faces, safe in the knowledge that life is in fact a fairy tale.

Puppy - we discovered that the girlfriend we thought he had is now very much NOT his girlfriend... he has a different one...

NOT FOR LONG :D
 
PMSL. I do love your posts XD

BUT. To put a downer on it....Had a GF,now has another, now possibly 'in' to you also.....call me cynical....but there you go ;)
 
Starzaan, I am sorry to hear of your trout problems. To cheer you up, I found the photo of me in my welly dancing garb (I actually did go to a ceilidh dressed like this) ...

Note my stylish co-ordination of a blue/grey hacking jacket and green wellies.
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This one's a bit blurry, but I've put it up anyway :)
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Chin up, you'll bag your sexy farrier yet.
 
TSH!!!!! Excuses yet again you silly fart, and most of us egging you on, giving good advice, and so on. I've ordered the Katie Price Blushing pink with sequines dress, several sizes too small so WAS going on diet for the wedding as no doubt several others have done. AND YOU BOTTLE OUT!!! Get a grip girl, either go for it or turn the other cheek and let some other smoothie take him. Gine him a bell and ask him if he fancies a pint and meal.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
Sorry i am going to start a sweep on this - how many months till we see....

"My bf is a Farrier and this girl is posting about how much she fancies him"..... yadda yadda yadda. what should i do? - go and plant one on her! - plant one on him! - i found out as i read his txt messages and one of them seams all flirty nd giggly and i havent posted on HHO for a while as i have been soooooooooooooooooooooo loved up..................but what should i do?

Anytakes that it will be down to 10 to 1 - by Feb 11
 
Keep dieting people!

The time WILL come... and poo YOU to whoever implied that he's a slaggypants.... the last trout was around for no less that FIVE YEARS. So he is in fact having a rebound moment with current trout, and will very shortly realise that he's my lobster.

Ben and Jerry's Cooke Dough + Orange Juice = stomach doing the welly dance all by itself.


OOHHHH Rizzy, just tell him I adore him. He already thinks you're a crazy nutcase... go for it.
 
dibbin said:
Starzaan, I am sorry to hear of your trout problems. To cheer you up, I found the photo of me in my welly dancing garb (I actually did go to a ceilidh dressed like this) ...

Note my stylish co-ordination of a blue/grey hacking jacket and green wellies.
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This one's a bit blurry, but I've put it up anyway :)
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Chin up, you'll bag your sexy farrier yet.
Click to expand...

You are a vision.
 
Ooooh farriers .... dangerous subject.
Every farrier I have ever known has been several times married and divorced to successively younger things. They are a notoriously unreliable breed - the only exception I have so far encountered to this is current farrier who is happily married family man who always turns up on time and does not tell filthy jokes, so is obviously totally abnormal.
What does your vet look like?
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Look - what are the pros and cons here?

Can you afford to loose said farrier if all is not quite they way you hope it will be.......
Do other farriers in your area shoe to the same standard..........
Are you or your horses hooves more important.........

~if the answer to all of these is YES - then bloody hell girl just make a grab for him and take him for a roll in they hay next time you see him.... oh make sure you are wearing some polished long boots with spurs, wearing a pair of figure hugging white jods with NO KNICKERLINE ! and a skimpy top... poss no bra depending on the weather on the day - but then again maybe he likes minstrals ! lol
 
I shall not have any more of this cynical rudeish speak about my WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL farrier.

He tells DISGUSTING jokes, but so do I....

He swears like a trooper, but so do I...

We're a match made in heaven, I can spell and he can do numbers. It's meant to be.

He always turns up on time (apart from today... but I did get a text saying he would be late so s'ok)

He is very, VERY good at his job, even if he does turn into a blithering idiot when he's trying to explain things

He makes me laugh

He loves his dog, and is a big soppy git with my dogs

And he's so incredibly sexy that I find it very hard NOT to wander over and casually lick his face while he's working.


My vet is lovely and rather noice looking, but he doesn't make my insides do flippy jobs when he smiles at me... just makes me think "oh shitbags, bye bye money"
 
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