Hello, my name is Starzaan, and I'm an arse.

Shall we just get here some osstress or is it regumate? lol

Starzen got no ballies, starzen got no ballies !

Come on girl if the old trout of 5 years has lost him then its a free for all! - just shout "pile on" next time you see him and do just that !
 
Echo Bravo - DO NOT take that pink masterpiece back, I want you prancing down the aisle ahead of me throwing hoofpicks or studs or something....

I will man up I will I will... my latest cunning plan is to ask him to come to the pub on Saturday, after his flatmate has picked up the horse he's buying from us, as a celebration of both horse and my last day at my current job before opening my yard...

then I'll whack my morags out and he'll jump on me.

YUP.
 
So get one of those tapes you put under your pillow, telling you can do it, over and over again. I'll put taking the dress back on hold for awhile (although I'm not sure they want to see it back):confused: and start looking for the accessories at the weekend:):):):) and how to bedeck my zimmer frame:p:p:p:p
 
Starzaan said:
Echo Bravo - DO NOT take that pink masterpiece back, I want you prancing down the aisle ahead of me throwing hoofpicks or studs or something....

I will man up I will I will... my latest cunning plan is to ask him to come to the pub on Saturday, after his flatmate has picked up the horse he's buying from us, as a celebration of both horse and my last day at my current job before opening my yard...

then I'll whack my morags out and he'll jump on me.

YUP.
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Yes do this!! Good plan :D
 
Maybe just maybe if you text him the trout may see the text and they may have an argument or something and he will relise that he doesn't want to be with a jelous trout and wola.. He can relise that you and him are ment to be.. Not sure what your suposed to say in the text or maybe ask him to go for a drink something lol.

:)
 
Look if we are on trout removal this is how to word the txt !....

Thanks 4 2day, U were fantastic - can we do it again on Sat? I know its bad..... but it really was sooooo good today x x x
 
Send an 'accidental' MMS to him....'woopsy, wrong person! OMG. However can I make it up to you....'

Never know,answer might be 'Let me see it again?'

:p
 
Gingerwitch said:
Sorry i am going to start a sweep on this - how many months till we see....

"My bf is a Farrier and this girl is posting about how much she fancies him"..... yadda yadda yadda. what should i do? - go and plant one on her! - plant one on him! - i found out as i read his txt messages and one of them seams all flirty nd giggly and i havent posted on HHO for a while as i have been soooooooooooooooooooooo loved up..................but what should i do?

Anytakes that it will be down to 10 to 1 - by Feb 11
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Hilarious! :D :D
 
Oh these posts make me laugh out loud big time!

Have you ever wondered if said farrier comes on this forum at all? You'll know he does if he refers to his girlfriend as "Trouty" next time you see him!
 
ok nothing else for it, im gonna need his mobile number and your first name so i can put Operation Starzaan's Farrier into action
 
I'm going to put a dampner on this...

If this man indeed does HAVE a girlfriend, to what right do you have in 'trying to snatch him away'....? You and others might think this is 'just a bit of fun'..but this is not the only post I have read from you of this situation....

From someone who was burned many years ago by such a happening, I'm not really on the side of you 'trying to get him'....

Calling her 'trout' is not particualy nice, you don't know the woman, she's probably someone like me, and TBH, if he has a roving eye, then she is best rid of him!!!

Just think a little, thats all I ask, no-one has the right to destroy other lives. AT ALL.
 
This is the exact reason why I have NOT asked him out. I'm not a man stealing witch thank you, besotted as I am, I am not stooping that low.

As I have said before, I'm sure she is lovely, or he wouldn't be with her - he's a very very special guy, and deserves someone lovely. I wish that someone was meee, but sadly at the moment it isn't.

I shall continue to enjoy his company, and think about how wonderful it would be if he realised that I'm the one for him and moved on, but if that doesn't happen, I shall be happy knowing I've got an absolutely incredible farrier, and a lovely friend.

Now enough of that, my friend Josh is the drummer for the band "The Pictures" who are performing at WEMBLEY tonight for the Must be the Music final, please, please, please vote for them, they deserve it!
 
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Starzaan - how did you let someone else got in there before you?!! Or is this a cunning plan to let him do his rebound (urgh) on her and then he'll be baggage free for you?!

You've pushed me too far - he'll have not the foggiest who I am, but I'm facebooking him and am going to dig for gossip :p
 
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DragonSlayer said:
I'm going to put a dampner on this...

If this man indeed does HAVE a girlfriend, to what right do you have in 'trying to snatch him away'....? You and others might think this is 'just a bit of fun'..but this is not the only post I have read from you of this situation....

From someone who was burned many years ago by such a happening, I'm not really on the side of you 'trying to get him'....

Calling her 'trout' is not particualy nice, you don't know the woman, she's probably someone like me, and TBH, if he has a roving eye, then she is best rid of him!!!

Just think a little, thats all I ask, no-one has the right to destroy other lives. AT ALL.
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Amen! :D
 
Echo Bravo said:
Sorry but why are some people taking it seriously. It's something most of us have had a good laugh about.:D:D:D:D
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Yes, I used to be the same, but then I found out I was the 'trout', the one laughed at.....I thought I was doing everything perfectly, how wrong was I? Life down the pan in one split second. Seems everyone knew except me....it wasn't just a relationship that went down the pan, it was so-called friendships too. People who I thought cared about obviously didn't. Doesn't matter if you don't all actually 'know' those involved, you are laughing about someones life....what gives people the right to do so? Sure, I'm certainly not 'holier than thou'....far from it....but I WAS at the recieving end....and certainly know what it feels like....

Didn't matter though, did it? I was just the 'Trout'.....and here I was, thinking I was just your average girl, looking forward to the future....blah blah blah..

But hey! Let's just have a laugh at someone elses expense, as it's just a joke, right?
 
I don't think anyone has been laughing at the gf, the laughs have been at Starzaan and her lovesick ramblings which, i think, have struck a chord with most of us.
 
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Yes he does - or at least he knows of the various threads! He was talking about it one day at the yard a while back!
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Erm... so he reads these threads where people are calling his girlfriend a trout? Niiiiice.

It's very easy to think you're doing no harm and just having a laugh when you're online and 'removed' from the action. You may not realise that the people involved might take your words seriously and they may well affect them.
 
Mogg said:
I don't think anyone has been laughing at the gf, the laughs have been at Starzaan and her lovesick ramblings which, i think, have struck a chord with most of us.
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Then perhaps some of the posts need to be 're-thought' out? Implying that the unknown girl is a 'Trout' is neither right, nor fair. Seems to me most people replying here are advocating it, joke or not.

AND the man in question reads this?

Lets just suppose....

He reads it, and yes, he DOES in some way feel something, even just flattery, towards the OP....and makes suggestions, comments, a bit of flirting, blah blah blah....and what if the 'Trout' hears of this? 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'....THAT is true. Suppose she then ends the relationship? You have no idea how she can react. Many hear will obviously think I'm going a bit OTT. No, I'm not. Been there, got the T-Shirt, know how it can ruin lives. No, I DON'T have a chip on my shoulder, I am married to a man whom I love very much, but I have experienced first-hand what this sort of thing, started by a bit of flirting and encouraged, can do. Someone said 'All's fair in love and war'. Complete bull*****.

I've said my piece, here I will leave it.

The man is in a relationship. HE IS OUT OF BOUNDS. May as well accept it and move on.
 
DragonSlayer, did you not read my post saying tht I will NOT jump his bones (much as I want to) now that I know that he is taken, I am most certainly not that much of a dreadful person.
I have said time and again that I'm sure his girlfriend is lovely, and just for the record... I have been prancing about in front of this man doing big eyes since MAY, it is now September and have I asked him out? No. A) because I wasn't brave enough and B) because I thought he had a girlfriend.

I now have a rather sexy mechanic on the cards too, and I got the keys to my new yard today so won't let y'all put a dampner on my fantabulous day! PLUS my friend Josh is about to be on tv playing at WEMBLEY, so all in all, pretty good day.

I am FOLORN of course, because Mister Fit has a Miss Fit, but I shall most definitely be using him as my farrier for some time, so I'll just dribble over him while he's working, and know that my horses have very lovely shoes on!

Now will you all please stop being grumpy and go and watch my lovely friend Josh and his band The Pictures playing on Sky 1 !!!! NOW!!! :D
 
Good luck Josh!!! and good luck to you too Starzaan in your new yard (lucky moo!!!) and love life and everything else. I can see you have more principles than many, so I am happy to carry on following your tales :)
 
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