Help for a squirrel...

Is this the confessions of an evil animal killer thread? :D
If so......
I once shocked a pheasant to death, or i think i did.
Twas a very wet and miserable day one winter, and the country lanes were flooded, with puddles and running water, a poor lone cock pheasant was sat miserable and lonely at the side of the road, as i drove past i hit a puddle of water which soaked the poor bugger from head to tail!! :( When i drove back that evening he was laid dead in the same spot :(
There thats my confession, i feel much better now, RIP pheasant!
 
I kill at least 2 pigeons a day at work. Plus when shooting season starts untold number of pheasants, ten in a row sometimes. I used to feel bad but kinda used to it now.

I did once hit a Barn Owl at night thou and was gutted. Couldn't miss him but felt awful :(
 
I think this might kill a few people with laughter! My husband once killed a squirrel on his mountail bike:D The poor chap was hooning down a really steep hill, probably going 40mph or more, the squirrel ran out, husband decided if he swerved he would scat off, the squirrel dithered then ran straight into his back wheel,.. I mean how the hell do you run over a squirrel on your push bike!! He also hit a red deer once in his milk float, you know the old battery type... spent 2 hours searching for it hehe
 
As I was walking up Byres Road, the main street in Glasgow's West End, I saw a pigeon flip-flopping about on the ground obviously having been hit by a car. Pretty sure the poor thing was beyond repair and was obviously distressed. So I scooped it up, walked briskly round a corner, wrung its neck and dropped it in the nearest bin. I don't think anyone noticed, but I didn't hang around to find out!
 
Copperpot said:
I kill at least 2 pigeons a day at work. Plus when shooting season starts untold number of pheasants, ten in a row sometimes. I used to feel bad but kinda used to it now.

I did once hit a Barn Owl at night thou and was gutted. Couldn't miss him but felt awful :(
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Bet it was gutted too!
 
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