Help help

[Spudlet]

I am being viciously attacked by a dog with a smelly stuffed duck in his mouth! He keeps waving it under my nose, then turning around and beating me about the head with his tail

I think he would like me to get off the sofa and take him for a walk now

 

[CorvusCorax]

Mine have been abandoned in the playpen, or the ice rink, as it is now known, they do an awesome Torville and Dean impersonation.

In fairness they have already been to the beach and had a hoon around the field and they were in a lot yesterday, so I feel slightly less guilty.....

 

[Spudlet]

My stepdad says it's a bit cold out there - for normal human beings this means it is freeeeezing

I'm going to be a Hopsicle

I will just have a fortifying cup of coffee, then get out there

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Poor Henry is clearly being neglected!!

*starts dialling International Dog Rescue...*

His friend Max-i-moo is being entertained as my sisters lab is here for the day - so the ASBO twins have spent most of it in the garden either hooning around or munching bones - St Sweep has been snuggled up on the sofa with me!! Who said spangles are stupid??

 

[Spudlet]

OK, I did it... we got slightly mislaid

so were out for quite a while in the end!

Although he still had the energy for some retrieving practice in the kitchen when we got back