HELP! Hovis has gone missing

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Hovis_and_SidsMum

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Can anyone help?
I'm missing a 16.2HH bayish roanish coloured Clydesdale with a big white blaze and lovely white fluffy feathers. Last seen in a field in lincolnshire.

I fear he has been kidnapped!

In in his place his kidnappers have left a black slimy creature with clotted mud in its ears, four black legs, a tangled mud encrusted tail and a face of undeterminable colour.

Any help in the return of my lovely clean creature to his mother would be most appreciated. A reward of £2.57, an argos pencil and 2 slightly crusty looking extra strong mints is offered for his safe return. Its all i have...........
 
Must be a crime-wave then, the same thing has happened to me! I used to have a nice coloured horse but all that's left in the field now is a slimy mud coloured one :eek:
 
Ahh you see if you buy a mud/poo coloured one in the first place this isn't an issue!

Flashy white socks are over rated if you ask me! :)
 
Dear Hovis
Have you seen what your mum has said about you on here? She obviously isn't aware that a nice thick mud pack is part of your very important beauty routine to help keep those hot fillies that you hang out with interested in your manly charms.
If I were you, I'd suggest she gets you a nice hot tub, both for cleaning off the mud pack and entertaining the laydees...
 
Trust me guys if the big man had really been stolen i'd be on the phone to the national news, the FBI, MI6, MI5, Scotland yard and Dog the Bounty hunter!
They'd also bring him back pretty quickly when they reaslised how "special" he is.......
 
If Hovis sees what you have offered for his safe return I suggest you dont read this weeks diary entry, I dont think you will be shown in a good light!! :)
 
Ha you want muddy......this is muddy and yes she is a Grey:-))

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OMG!!!!!!!! I know my eyesight is crap, but for a moment I thought that was a chestnut with a white face!!
Definitely wins 1st prize so far :D
 
Not mine thank god! But a very good friend of mine, the day before she was due to go to a very important show:-))))) I am ashamed to say I laughed and laughed then said "oh ok right, ummm how are we going to deal with this" I then laughed again till she told me to P*** Off;-))
 
Oh dear lord chavhorse I really do not envy you the clean up job on that one.
Makes me breath sigh of relief that mine is mud colour anyway, and please photo needed of mr hovis sporting his mud pack would be most appreciated :)
 
I think crazyfreisian has a similar photo! Screw the hosepipe ban he'd be getting a bath!

Here it is!
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