Help with funny sayings for xmas pressie, pretty please

[goldenmint]

I would like to buy my girly friend a personalised hoodie for xmas but am a little stumped with what to have printed on it, so I need everyone with a GSOH to help me come up with some funny sayings.

Bit of info about the person gift is for, She has horses and does general riding. She is quite openminded to slightly rude sayings would be fine. She has dogs and is generally into the countryside. She is 29 and has a longterm partner who might not like things like 'Game Bird' ;-)

Any ideas would be very gratefully recieved as I have no idea!

 

[Rupert-the-bear]

I've got one that says 'Ride It Like You Stole It'

 

[goldenmint]

Lol that's pretty good! I reckon she'd like that

 

[AJ & Kiz]

ive seen a few on kids at shows these are some

..Keep calm and canter on

.. Bucked off!! :O lol

..Caution farting horse

..Does my bum look big on this

.. No. 1 s*i* shoveller

AJ x

 

[Blitzen]

I saw one on Ebay the other day that made me smile, the writing was upside down and said something like "if found, please pick me up and put me back on my horse"
But then again, that might imply that you think she's rubbish and falls off her horse all the time... Lol x

 

[goldenmint]

Ha some of those are hilarious!

I think the 'does my bum look big' is more appropriate for me ;-)
I like the upside down one, she'd take it as a joke I'm sure and she could also wear it out and about.

Thanks guys

 

[blackbess78]

My friend has one that says -

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Whips And Spurs Excite Me

 

[Tiffany]

OH said it' me or the horse - I'll miss him

 

[Jumpingpony1]

I've got one that says Bucking Mad ! Don't think I realised when I was younger that the bucking could also mean if the B was replaced with an F

 

[3Beasties]

'Always Broke'

 

[merry mischief]

'I train horses.....*tiny writing* to eat carrots'

MM

 

[Tiffany]

Moody mare

 

[Tiffany]

I live stressage

 

[Buds_mum]

I quite like the 'heaven is having 16hh between your legs'

 

[Tiffany]

Should have said I love stressage

 

[chazza44]

Horsey girls like it dirty

Not a novice ride

Sorry could only think of naughty ones...

 

[Tiffany]

Horse riders do it in jodphurs

 

[chazza44]

Horse riders do it in jodphurs

Love it!

 

[Tiffany]

You expect me to jump
Or
Be careful if you don't want gelding

 

[Sam_J]

My daughter wants one that says "Been there, jumped that...got the scars to prove it!"

 

[megwan1]

p s clothing or splash do loads

i have "save a horse ride a farmer"