Help with naughty horse

[nativetyponies]

While your on the phone ask if I can have her front teeth......tombstones are pricey and I have a MiL to knock off before Crimbo!

she said they would measure out as £400 per mm

any good?

 

[tallyho!]

Goddnight pigdog, nativeponies, papafrita and all the rest of you that I can't see, thanks for the good laugh, advice, and novel solutions. I'm now sozzled and should really brush my teeth - all the best now xxx

 

[Mildred]

I don't ..I really don't care.... but then I don't get why you make up 'fibs' at all, I just don't get it

It's all a bit sad really .... but it takes all sorts I guess,

Purely for entertainment. I thought it was reasonably obvious it was a wind-up. It was designed simply to entertain me and whoever else 'got' my feeble effort at a joke, given the spate of shockingly ignorant posts that have popped up lately.

Don't roll your eyes and proclaim me 'sad' - smile and be happy, it's much nicer!

 

[nativetyponies]

with the amount of wine you pack away tallyho, i'm surprised you have any teeth to clean...or do they live in a jar besides your bed?

 

[Millyard Rejects]

You need to tie something heavy to her head... like a shetland pony or something.

shetland ponies are so last season??

everyone knows you need a welsh section b

 

[nativetyponies]

Purely for entertainment. I thought it was reasonably obvious it was a wind-up. It was designed simply to entertain me and whoever else 'got' my feeble effort at a joke, given the spate of shockingly ignorant posts that have popped up lately.

Don't roll your eyes and proclaim me 'sad' - smile and be happy, it's much nicer!

its a by product of being a member on here PD....several do tend to take things SO seriously...

 

[nativetyponies]

and then there are those who take things personally

 

[Lollii]

Don't roll your eyes and proclaim me 'sad' - smile and be happy, it's much nicer!

Hhmmm - if you say so

 

[nativetyponies]

Hhmmm - if you say so

oh, c'mon..lighten up...unfasten your corset..you just might enjoy yourself..

 

[Mildred]

I do! Frowning miserable people do tend to have mouths like a cats bottom struggling to evacuate a lemon pip. Smiling people are so much more pleasant. Goodnight!!

 

[Millyard Rejects]

oh, c'mon..lighten up...unfasten your corset..you just might enjoy yourself..

are you spying on me? i just put it on im not taking it off yet!

 

[kirstyl]

What a good read! Night night!x

 

[tallyho!]

with the amount of wine you pack away tallyho, i'm surprised you have any teeth to clean...or do they live in a jar besides your bed?

Sorry, just did a quezztionnaire and thought I'd pop by... how very rude! I paid good money for my fake teeth to stay IN my mouth thank you!!!

And now I will delicately brush them, not that they will EVER rot now hahahahah!!!!!

Mwahh xxx

 

[WoopsiiD]

Esthers where a bit pricey.....
How much for a couple of yours TH?

 

[jhoward]

are you spying on me? i just put it on im not taking it off yet!

damn and i was hoping for some amusement... *toddles off to re top up glass*

 

[Lollii]

OP.....it is easy to see what the problem is here....you are an idiot

Simples

ok

 

[tallyho!]

Esthers where a bit pricey.....
How much for a couple of yours TH?

You don't want to know dear... keep flossing! xx

 

[martlin]

Excuse me, ahem, I'm thirsty, do you think I should have a glass of coke and a glass of wine or will a bottle of wine do just as well?

 

[jhoward]

Excuse me, ahem, I'm thirsty, do you think I should have a glass of coke and a glass of wine or will a bottle of wine do just as well?

bottle.

 

[martlin]

thank you
I'll be back in a jiffy

 

[jhoward]

ohh top mine up too please.. and give the cat a kick on the way past..

 

[Mildred]

ohh top mine up too please.. and give the cat a kick on the way past..

If you kick it too hard the lemon pip might be forcibly evacuated and cause some serious damage.

Oops, I was going to bed.

 

[Millyard Rejects]

damn and i was hoping for some amusement... *toddles off to re top up glass*

id need to finish the bottle before i think about taking it off in here with all this lot watching! bit shy and all that!

 

[jhoward]

If you kick it too hard the lemon pip might be forcibly evacuated and cause some serious damage.

Oops, I was going to bed.

not a chance bloody thing fights back!

 

[Mildred]

not a chance bloody thing fights back!

Then you are doing something wrong. Does parelli work on cats? Poke it with a carrot stick maybe.

 

[jhoward]

Then you are doing something wrong. Does parelli work on cats? Poke it with a carrot stick maybe.

i think tying him to a quad may get me a more satisfying result...

 

[martlin]

ohh top mine up too please.. and give the cat a kick on the way past..

There you go, cat went out the window
Now, I have posted a serious subject for discussion in LN, I'm quite disappointed
that nobody actually wants to discuss it! I am going to sulk

 

[Millyard Rejects]

There you go, cat went out the window
Now, I have posted a serious subject for discussion in LN, I'm quite disappointed
that nobody actually wants to discuss it! I am going to sulk

Whats the link? and if you promise to leave shetlands alone i might read it?

 

[martlin]

http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=416395
there you go