Spudlet
Well-Known Member
He has:
Muckheap mountaineered
Eaten at least two rancid rabbits
Rolled in some unidentifiable animal corpse
Eaten some more horsemuck that just happened to be on the path
And his piece de resistance...
Chased a hare the entire width of a field, vanishing off round a corner, thus leaving our work property and hence trespassing, and heading straight for a dual carriageway 2 fields away as far as I knew... fortunately when I rounded the corner after him it turned out he had lost the hare and was just flumping about the place looking for his big bunny mate
I could have STRANGLED him!
Henry has had a lovely walk and is now having a lovely snooze. I need a lie down in a dark room

Muckheap mountaineered
Eaten at least two rancid rabbits
Rolled in some unidentifiable animal corpse
Eaten some more horsemuck that just happened to be on the path
And his piece de resistance...
Chased a hare the entire width of a field, vanishing off round a corner, thus leaving our work property and hence trespassing, and heading straight for a dual carriageway 2 fields away as far as I knew... fortunately when I rounded the corner after him it turned out he had lost the hare and was just flumping about the place looking for his big bunny mate
Henry has had a lovely walk and is now having a lovely snooze. I need a lie down in a dark room