CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Hiya, in the spirit of (well, nicked off!) HovisandSid'sMum's 'Hovis' Friday Diary' in the NL and Puppy's 'Rocks and Sucks' in the SB, how about a weekly update from the HHO dogs every Friday?
Anyone can start, whoever comes first. I shall open the first thread up to the Boydog.
Hiya!
I didn't have a great start to the week. Big Mum chucked a bucket of water on me, rubbed some icky stuff on me and then ten minutes later, threw another bucket of water on me and took it all off! Make up your mind, woman. The only good bit was trying to escape her, good game!
Wee Sister loved it. I think she might not be a real GSD, she acts like one of those Pooh-Doll things.
Oh and by the way - I am so over trying to climb on top of her. I don't know what I was thinking, it happened last year, too. I mean, come on, she kinda looks like our real Mum. Yuck.
I still pin her down and bite her face when she gets cheeky, though.
Small Mum's pet came last weekend. I like to play a game with him, I give him 'The Look' when Small Mum isn't looking, and when he tells her and she looks round, I wag my tail at him. I think he must be related to an Irish Upsetter, because he has red fur.
The rest of the week was good fun. I mainly went for yomps with Small Mum, tried to catch the cats and continued in my quest to kill the horrible hairy thing that Small Mum keeps putting in my house. Duh, I have enough hair!
Small Mum was in a massive grump today. Maybe she feels bad for being so RUDE to me last night. All I did was shout at her to tell her there was a fox in the field next door at 3am. She came out of her kennel and said 'shutyerface' - well I never!
Then when the nasty fox came back at 6am, I shouted even louder. She came out of her kennel again and said 'Ithoughtitoldyoutoshutyerfugginface'. Hmph. At least Big Mum has some manners.
Two hours later she was still saying bad words, but we went for one of my favourite walks up the big hill with the water running down it, and I tried to catch it.
I am pretty much allowed to do my own thing on walks now because I come back when Small Mum shouts at me. She is a much nicer person to be around, since I discovered she keeps a jumbo frankfurter in her left coat pocket.
Wee Sister has to stay on her lead most days because of the game she plays, when Small Mum takes her lead off, she bombs off back home and hides in her kennel. Small Mum said it is because she is 'erotic'. I don't know what that means.
Anyways, I hope you all had a good week, I'm off to keep an eye on the bad cats and the nasty fox and to try and get the horrible hairy thing out of my house.
B
Anyone can start, whoever comes first. I shall open the first thread up to the Boydog.
Hiya!
I didn't have a great start to the week. Big Mum chucked a bucket of water on me, rubbed some icky stuff on me and then ten minutes later, threw another bucket of water on me and took it all off! Make up your mind, woman. The only good bit was trying to escape her, good game!
Wee Sister loved it. I think she might not be a real GSD, she acts like one of those Pooh-Doll things.
Oh and by the way - I am so over trying to climb on top of her. I don't know what I was thinking, it happened last year, too. I mean, come on, she kinda looks like our real Mum. Yuck.
I still pin her down and bite her face when she gets cheeky, though.
Small Mum's pet came last weekend. I like to play a game with him, I give him 'The Look' when Small Mum isn't looking, and when he tells her and she looks round, I wag my tail at him. I think he must be related to an Irish Upsetter, because he has red fur.
The rest of the week was good fun. I mainly went for yomps with Small Mum, tried to catch the cats and continued in my quest to kill the horrible hairy thing that Small Mum keeps putting in my house. Duh, I have enough hair!
Small Mum was in a massive grump today. Maybe she feels bad for being so RUDE to me last night. All I did was shout at her to tell her there was a fox in the field next door at 3am. She came out of her kennel and said 'shutyerface' - well I never!
Then when the nasty fox came back at 6am, I shouted even louder. She came out of her kennel again and said 'Ithoughtitoldyoutoshutyerfugginface'. Hmph. At least Big Mum has some manners.
Two hours later she was still saying bad words, but we went for one of my favourite walks up the big hill with the water running down it, and I tried to catch it.
I am pretty much allowed to do my own thing on walks now because I come back when Small Mum shouts at me. She is a much nicer person to be around, since I discovered she keeps a jumbo frankfurter in her left coat pocket.
Wee Sister has to stay on her lead most days because of the game she plays, when Small Mum takes her lead off, she bombs off back home and hides in her kennel. Small Mum said it is because she is 'erotic'. I don't know what that means.
Anyways, I hope you all had a good week, I'm off to keep an eye on the bad cats and the nasty fox and to try and get the horrible hairy thing out of my house.
B
