HHO Dogs Diary

[CorvusCorax]

Hiya!

Hope everybody had a good week.
I went to Belfast this week. I thought we were going shopping or something but my Mums took me to a VET

There were loads of other dogs in the waiting room but I soon sorted them out and let them know very loudly that I was the most important and handsome dog in the room.
Big Mum and Small Mum both went bright red.

He was a very nice vet but he put stuff in my ears and poked and prodded my manly bits. Then he gave me a drink and we all went out into the car park so he could watch me peeing. I must be brilliant at peeing because every time I go, I have an audience and someone watching and taking notes.

Anyhoo, when it came time to pay the bill, Big Mum made a funny noise and Small Mum ran out very quickly mumbling something about losing her wallet.
The vet said I have to come back next week and he is going to castigate me or something

has anyone else been castigated? Does it hurt?

Today me and Wee Sister and our Mums went to training club. I was pretty awesome as usual. I got to snog my friend Kayla and did some great singing when it was time for agility.
Apparently we are going to start 'tracking' soon, which Trainer Bloke Mark says is just hunting for food.
I will SO be the best at that, Small Mum says I have turned scranning into an art form.
Wee Sister says she doesn't want to do it in case the harness makes her look less pretty than she usually does.
She is such an airhead.
Small Mum says I won't be going to club next week, she won't say why, but keeps making a sign with her hand like a pair of scissors

Right, I am going for a kip now because I am knackered.
What did you guys get up to this week?

B

 

[CAYLA]

Rufus the ginger rescue here!!
I have been castigated boy, and it's nowt really, nothing to worry about, I hardly felt a thing, one day I had ginger plumbs the next, gone!!
I have been to the beach to play with my new kong frizby

(only cos my daddy remembered it, stupid mammy never does

, I played and played and played all day, and ran in and out of the water with my kong frizby, all my brothers and sisters try to catch it, but im jsut to fast

My bestest day was Thursday cos clumsy tit of a mammy decked it and busted her foot

wish I could say it was me that decked her, but it was pumkin's fault *laughmygingerarseoff*

she deserved it, she was whailing like a demented b!tch

daddy then fussed around her all night and we got no attention as usual, I hate her

Rufus Pooh Face, off to play with me frizby now xx

 

[ljpinkhorse]

My names Poppy . my mummy says im 1 1/2 year old jack russell , although i still think i'm a human

Yestreday i got a bit bored as mummy , nanny and grandad went to london for a Crohns in childhood research assosiation meeting :| Luckily i still had my two long walks , and plenty of fresh water and toys so it wasn't tooo bad

Today i had the fun fun funnest day ever ! I went to my first ever novelty dog show ! At first i was a little nervous the other dogs where bigger than me but i soon settled

Unfortunalty i wee'd in the prettiest bitch class

But i had a really fun time jumping in the ' have a go ' agility and it was quite funny to watch mummy jump with me My time wasn't too bad either , 40 secs , even if i do say so myself

Now , must dash , mummys bringing me some roast lamb because i'm such a good girl , apparently.

 

[Spudlet]

Hello everyone! Hope you've all had a good week!

I've been castigated too and it was fine only the smelly Dogs Trust people made me wear a lampshade on my head and all the other dogs sniggered

On Thursday I had a very interesting experience because I had a baby bird to stay overnight! It woke up very early and chirped LOADS so I yelled and yelled for the human to come and see but she didn't for AGES

Then when she did she flapped around a bit then shut me in the living room

I could hear really interesting noises from in there but she wouldn't let me in and when she did my new friend was gone

Then we went for a very long walk, then the human went off to somewhere called the Big Smoke and didn't take me with her

But it was ok because she left the radio on Classic FM and I had a big kong that was frozen like an ice lolly and she left the back door open. Then she came back smelling all funny and we went for another walk

If the Big Smoke smells like she did I'm glad I didn't go she smelt like cars and cross people

On Saturday we went for a really long exciting walk with some new people! I wanted to show them all how great I am so I made sure to run very fast and jump in lots of water. They walked slower than we normally do so I pulled the human to try and make them speed up, but the human didn't seem to appreciate this very much

Then today we have been on my favourite walk at Knettishall

The human lost her silly whistley thing so she had to get a new one, so she blew it lots and I got lots of biscuits. She kept saying things like 'why didn't you come back like this yesterday?' but it was because I don't want her to get lazy with the biscuits and take me for granted

Also I was showing our new friends how great i was and I didn't want the silly human to show me up!

Unfortunately the human also got the Halti out again, which I hate

She says I have to wear it lots now because I made her hands bleed a bit yesterday and she isn't putting up with that anymore

I didn't realise I had done that to her!

I don't like the Halti very much, but the human says tough luck

However I am making progress with the human because she is overcoming her fear of water and today she came into the river with me! She didn't swim though but I suppose you have to take little steps

But later she wouldn't come into a lovely pond that was all yummy and green, so I had to take the pond to her and shake right next to her. This made her squeak and say lots of words rhyming with 'it' and I think she called me a blugger too so she must have really liked it

It was really hot I don't want her to overheat!

Finally, an update for all members of Rabbitaholics Anonymous - I got another one! Only it doesn't really count because it had mixy too and it didn't move at all. the human had to kill it and put it in the hedge, and she was very upset. I tried to catch her another one to cheer her up but they were all a bit healthier so they were too fast for me

Anyway better go now! TTFN

Henry

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Hiya!!

I have had a really bad week - I went to the dog doctors and the food donor left me there - I had a nice sleep but when I woke up the big lump on my chest was missing and I had this tube hanging out of me. I was a bit woozy and I hurt a bit - the food donor has been making suck a fuss of me - loads of treats and special food twice a day!! The food donor said I wasn't to get used to it as it was only while I was having tablets - anyone know what tablets are and how long you have them for?? If it means dinner is this yummy I want them for ever....

Anyway had to go back to the dog doctor yesterday and he pulled the tube out - I was being really brave then i squeaked a bit as it hurt. Result - got a pigs ear for a treat and big bone from my friends in the butchers - I wonder how long I will be able to milk it?

Anyway the food donor says I am 'confined to barracks' until thursday - so no swimming in the brook or muck heap mountaineering for a while yet. I have been talking to my friend the sheepdog and the lurcher - we have been trying work out how I can get out but the food donor says we haven't got enough brains.....Grrrr we'll show her!!

Love

Sweep xx

 

[Charmaine18]

I had a lovely day today! The old people who pat me a lot were here (I think mum's always calling them grand, so they must be really nice!) and we all went out to the busy town with lots of people. Mum said something about socialising, but I'm sure that's what puppies do - not old dogs like me! It was really hot and since my fur's black I was boiling, so mum bought me a Nice Lolly which was really cold and tasty (fussy Little Sister wouldn't eat hers so I got TWO!

), and she kept making me drink water from a manky plastic tub. I tried to tell her I'm far too delicate to drink water with flies in it, but she made me have some anyway.

I was trying to make Little Sister behave like I do because mum says I set a good example. Most of the time she was good - her mum was very pleased with her - but when some other dogs came past she decided to let them know who's boss and her mum got very embarrassed and shouted at her. Lots of people wanted to make a fuss of me, so sometimes I let them rub my ears. There were ducks on the pond too, with little fluffy babies - I'm very good at not chasing things, mum says there's no way I'm a real sighthound, but Little Sister got all terrier-ish and wanted to eat them. I try to tell her she'll get told off if she kills cute fluffy things, but she won't listen.

Now I'm reeeally sleepy from the sun and the excitement, so I'm going to curl up on my bed and not move until dinnertime.

Leah.