HHO Dogs Diary

[CorvusCorax]

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Can't see....bucket on head...owie bum.....Small Mum is evil....no running or jumping....not allowed to play ball....house is nice...OOOH! Tennis on the telly!

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Hallo? Is this thing working? It's Bella here, I am normally not allowed on the pooter because Big Brother says I am a 'dumb black and gold'.
But it is too bad because his head has disappeared and has been replaced by a big white cone. Apparently that means he has been 'castigated'.

I am not very happy because he is in the house all the time and I am the one who is supposed to be in the house. I bet the place is filthy and he has wrecked everything.

This week Lovely Mum and Cross Mum have been completely ignoring and neglecting me, which I find hard to understand because I am SO pretty, and a nice German girl has been walking me and being very nice to me.

Cross Mum took me to the noisy place with all the shouty dogs today. I don't like it because they make me do hard stuff when all I want to do is sit around and look beautiful.
They make me sit and go down and do heelwork and jump. It is all a bit beneath me, really!
Right, I must go, I am scared I am going to break a nail or something.

Big Brother says to ask you how you all are and how your week was. I don't know how he can speak, what with him not having a head anymore

Ciao, Bella xxx

 

[mattilda]

Hi all, Matty here. Me and my 2 house mates have had a lovely week but it did get a bit hot sometimes. We have chased loads of rabbits but they were all too fast for us so we haven't managed to catch one yet. Mum and Dad have stayed up really late nearly every night and sat outside drinking pink stuff. Mum keeps complaining 'cos she has to fillup our water bowl a lot! She says the big 4 leggeds are drinking loads too.
On Friday Dexter disappeared all day and when he came home he had a bald leg and smelled funny. He was really funny because he wobbled and was so sleepy. He's back to normal now though but Mum wont let him off his lead to play with us.
That's all, woof soon xx

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Hi all!

Well my week has got better and better!!

I had to go back to the dog doctors for a 'check up' it was quite nice this time as the nice lady dog dcotor didn't stick any needles in me or pull anything out like the man dog doctor did. Anyway she said i could go for walks again!!!!

- said something about taking it slowly and not charging around anywhere - Yerrrrr right!!!

Anyway I was so excited by this news - dog doctor and mum kept talking about having to drain it again - who knows what thats all about - drains smell nice and stinky don't they?? Mum phoned granny afterwards and said she was going to make me wear a magnetic collar - am now seriously concerned that I will spend my life stuck to the side of cars and five bar gates.......

Anyhoo - nice new collar arrived and I rushed straight of to the brook to christen it - then I went on a couple of short walks with some of my firends - mum says I mustn't overdo it so I make the most of my time out as I'm not doing huge walks at the moment BUT I do get to go back in the brook - which is great 'cos its sooooooooo hot here!!

Nothing has stuck to my collar yet so maybe the magnet isn't working after all - mum says the swelling is going down so it is - I'm owned by a crackpot I swear!!

Hope you all had a nice week!!

Sweep xx

 

[Spudlet]

Hello all!

I am very concerned about my human, she is watching two men on the tv whack a tennis ball around and she keeps jumping about and yelling at the screen and making me jump.... very strange.

It has been very hot here too, on Monday we didn't go for a lunchtime walk at all but I was so energetic in the evening the human said she wasnt doing that again!

So instead we have been going for fun swimming walks around the lake, although afterwards the human makes me have a wash under the hosepipe because she says I smell like Swamp Thing.

Then yesterday the human and I went into town and she bought me another Halti because I got the last one and chewed it up. Hmph you think she'd take the hint.

So I did lots of singing in the shop about how abused I am and everyone felt very sorry for me, but no one rescued me from the horrible human

How am I going to get her to understand - HALTIS BAD, PULLING GOOD???