HHO Dogs Diary

[CorvusCorax]

Hiya everyone, hope you had a good week!

I've had a pretty quiet one, Small Mum was away working and visiting her ginger pet. She came back and dragged me to training club on Wednesday

and then came home on Friday and has spent all weekend walking the legs off us, slavedriver!
Then it was back to training club today again.
I have been trying to be really crap so she won't enter us in the stupid test thing, I think it is working, she keeps telling people that I am not ready, awesome

Tomorrow I am going to visit that gal Tikka who came to visit me last week, I am really looking forward to it. She wasn't too impressed with me last time but I have been working on my moves and hopefully she will come to realise that I am indeed the most handsome dog on the planet.

Small Mum says she is going to see sardines next week with her ginger pet and will be abandoning me and Wee Sis for two weeks. Heartless cow! And how boring.....

Hope you all had a good week

B

 

[sexyspev]

Hellllo everyone,

This week I discovered the joys of the white papery stuff kept in the bathrooms of my house... my mum always grabs them off me and says " not another bl**dy loo roll!!" What??!! she also keeps saying something about it looking like "snow" no idea what she is talking about??!!
I went in the box on wheels this week to the place where they shove needles in my neck, I have been told that for a Whippet I am remarkably brave... apparently the 2nd set of needles is a milestone, and I am going on some adventures next week... ooohhh

Anywho, I have to go and jump on my best friend the terror and wake her up now....

Have a good one

W

 

[FrodoBeutlin]

Hi B.
Sardines?? Are you sure it's not Sardinia. I've been to Sardinia! Three years ago. I just loved it, I swam all day. Lovely. Didn't like the ferry though, on the way there it was pretty rough and I felt sick, so the morning before we left, when I saw mummy and daddy packing up their bags (and I knew it meant we were going home) I stole some anti-sickness pills that they had left on the table and swallowed them. I felt LOADS better on the ferry.

Peanuts

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Hi everyone!!

I am absolutely knackered!! We have had such a busy weekend - to start with we went walking with my big lab cousin and chased bears in the fields - can't catch the pesky buggers even with those huge ears to hang on to!! Then we went out in the car for agggggggggges while they looked another house - this one is orange and its for mums nice. Then we were home and the biggest nice took me for another walk then I ran up and down while mum sat on her black and white house in the big cat litter tray - I did try to join in and was told to bog off - how rude!!

On the way back to her field the black and white house's roof just missed me

- mum said it was a warning for me to bugger off - a warning!! It was like a dustbin lid whistling past my ear - I'm keeping well out the way!

Mum says that Sweep and I both have to have a bath as we are going to our grandparents for babysitting as she is away with work for a couple of days. Sweep says they are ok but its the first time I have stayed there - Mum says I have to be on my best behaviour - St Sweep will be perfect of course

.....

Anyhoo Mum bought me a lovely new bed of my own today as I won't sit on the one I came with as i don't like it!! This one is fab and huge - I'll get mum to take a piccy of me on it looking handsome!!

Have a good week everyone big yawns,

love and pigs ears

Max xxx

 

[Spudlet]

Hello everyone

I am typing this from Grandma and Grandpa's house becaue my human has left me here

She says she has to go and do something with Brussels sprouts, Grandma says that means she is going aboard (aboard what?

) and I can't go cos I don't have a passport

On the other hand I do get lots of spoiling here so not all bad!

Also the human has bought me - well it's a cage frankly, I mean what do I look like, a lion? Although I have to say I quite like it, she has put my fluffy bed in it and a blankey over it, it is quite snuggly really! In fact yesterday she shut me out of it because I was wet, and I had to tell her very loudly to let me in! I think she is quite pleased that I like it in there

The final straw this weekend is that she went off and left me on Friday night, then on Saturday she kept saying 'argh, shhh, lights too bright, shut up, shhh, blugger off dog' and things and even when I tried to cheer her up by singing and jumping on and off and on and off and on and off the bed she didn't appreciate it at all

And she didn't take me for a walk all day

Because she said she had a hanover, don't know what one of those is but they make humans smell like that funny grapejuice they drink and they get really whiny. Hope she doesn't have any more hanovers any time soon.

So I have decided that I like my new house but that my human is rubbish and a complete alcofrolic, and I will not be speaking to her because she prefers Brussels Sprouts to me