CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Hi there!
First of all, I want to say a big thanks to Henry for stepping into the breach for me last week - awesome job, my Spangly friend.
Well as Small Mum has no doubt bored you all to death with my exploits last week, I won't ding on about how awesome I was at the trial - but I was really, really, awesome.
I am available for autographs too
I had a week off this week, which was lovely, no boring heelwork, hurray! There is a nice Spanish lady here (Small Mum said she was a v.e.t but I don't believe that, she is far too nice and she hasn't tried to steal any of my bits or stick anything up my bum).
Wee Sister has hurt her paw and is busy doing her dying swan act and getting even more sympathy than usual.
Small Mum has been dunking the sore paw in smelly water and Wee Sister does not like that one bit.
On Tuesday me and my friend Tikka went to the forest for a run, it was great.
Small Mum gave that little orange dude she has been carrying around to Tikka's Mum. I was a bit sorry to see him go, he was funny and made squeaky noises.
Also on the walk, Tikka jumped in and swam (I, er, didn't want to get my paws wet so I watched from the bank) we saw a mahoosive bird (a Herring? Or something?) and a stupid Boogle ran right up to us while we were guarding our Mums (they were busy stuffing their faces while we kept watch) and Tikka told her to bog off.
The Boogle just stood there saying 'Hello! Hello! Hello!'. I told her she should move along smartly and she replied 'Hello! Hello! Hello!' until her Mums came and walked past.
Are all Boogles that stupid?!
Today was club day and I am learning something new called 'tracking'.
This means that Small Mum shuffles along through the grass like a moron dropping pieces of cheese at her feet. Then she comes and gets me, says 'seek' and I clear up all the cheese and then lie down as soon as I see a small piece of carpet on the ground.
Simples
It is probably the stupidest game ever, but hey, I get cheese.
I hope you all had a good week, tell me all about it!
B
First of all, I want to say a big thanks to Henry for stepping into the breach for me last week - awesome job, my Spangly friend.
Well as Small Mum has no doubt bored you all to death with my exploits last week, I won't ding on about how awesome I was at the trial - but I was really, really, awesome.
I am available for autographs too
I had a week off this week, which was lovely, no boring heelwork, hurray! There is a nice Spanish lady here (Small Mum said she was a v.e.t but I don't believe that, she is far too nice and she hasn't tried to steal any of my bits or stick anything up my bum).
Wee Sister has hurt her paw and is busy doing her dying swan act and getting even more sympathy than usual.
Small Mum has been dunking the sore paw in smelly water and Wee Sister does not like that one bit.
On Tuesday me and my friend Tikka went to the forest for a run, it was great.
Small Mum gave that little orange dude she has been carrying around to Tikka's Mum. I was a bit sorry to see him go, he was funny and made squeaky noises.
Also on the walk, Tikka jumped in and swam (I, er, didn't want to get my paws wet so I watched from the bank) we saw a mahoosive bird (a Herring? Or something?) and a stupid Boogle ran right up to us while we were guarding our Mums (they were busy stuffing their faces while we kept watch) and Tikka told her to bog off.
The Boogle just stood there saying 'Hello! Hello! Hello!'. I told her she should move along smartly and she replied 'Hello! Hello! Hello!' until her Mums came and walked past.
Are all Boogles that stupid?!
Today was club day and I am learning something new called 'tracking'.
This means that Small Mum shuffles along through the grass like a moron dropping pieces of cheese at her feet. Then she comes and gets me, says 'seek' and I clear up all the cheese and then lie down as soon as I see a small piece of carpet on the ground.
Simples
It is probably the stupidest game ever, but hey, I get cheese.
I hope you all had a good week, tell me all about it!
B
