Tifferss
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LOL!! I have noticed these!!
We have all forgotten.....the Fairy Plat Believers and Non- Believers **runs and hides**
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LOL!! I have noticed these!!
We have all forgotten.....the Fairy Plat Believers and Non- Believers **runs and hides**
Katieaston
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Everybody is forgetting the 'story topper'
The one that everybody elses post about there horse doing something relates to there horse doing something similar but bigger and better.
The one that everybody elses post about there horse doing something relates to there horse doing something similar but bigger and better.
MerrySherryRider
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Some brilliant ones so far ! Think I see myself in quite a few of them.
Here's some more suggestions;
The Gone With The Wind Poster - (Couldn't give a damn what anyone thinks of them)
The Google Authority- (Sounds very knowledgeable until you click on that everything has been pasted off google.)
The Dreamer- ( Where RL and cyberland are on different parallels as in, they don't actually have a horse but post in detail about fictitional beastie.)
Here's some more suggestions;
The Gone With The Wind Poster - (Couldn't give a damn what anyone thinks of them)
The Google Authority- (Sounds very knowledgeable until you click on that everything has been pasted off google.)
The Dreamer- ( Where RL and cyberland are on different parallels as in, they don't actually have a horse but post in detail about fictitional beastie.)
lazybee
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The Google Authority- (Sounds very knowledgeable until you click on that everything has been pasted off google.)
That's the one that you can spot a mile off
That's the one that you can spot a mile offeahotson
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The middle-aged-women who are always "broken" and/or have various lameness issues but still insist on riding and owning horses?? (LOL, I can count me in this stereotype!!)
Me me me.
Lakelandcross
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The CC masochist
Posts a picture of their horse or riding position or jumping technique and asks for Constructive Critisism and get upset/defensive/annoyed/angry at the replies.
The Am I...
Am I the only one that does this, thinks this, has noticed this ....
Posts a picture of their horse or riding position or jumping technique and asks for Constructive Critisism and get upset/defensive/annoyed/angry at the replies.
The Am I...
Am I the only one that does this, thinks this, has noticed this ....
pintoarabian
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Enjoyable thread and spot on folks! Nice to know that there are people on here with a real sense of humour, the ability to put things into perspective and the ability to laugh at themselves. Shame the people who really should be able to see themselves as others see them won't or can't and normal hostilities will be resumed on other threads as soon as possible.
Nice to know that there are people on here with a real sense of humour, the ability to put things into perspective and the ability to laugh at themselves. Shame the people who really should be able to see themselves as others see them won't or can't and normal hostilities will be resumed on other threads as soon as possible. noseylurker
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redmone
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Another missed one! The neurotic mum!!!
Departs from "needs help, buying first pony", goes directly through "yey got first pony" into "OMG what have I done" and past "my first pony is a nutter" and finally arrives in "proud mummy, here's lots of pictures" ville!!!
And along the way moans about being out of shape, fat, tired and skint, and all the reasons why they can't ride themselves.
Ahem.
Please someone tell me I'm not the sole occupant of this sterotype!!!
Departs from "needs help, buying first pony", goes directly through "yey got first pony" into "OMG what have I done" and past "my first pony is a nutter" and finally arrives in "proud mummy, here's lots of pictures" ville!!!
And along the way moans about being out of shape, fat, tired and skint, and all the reasons why they can't ride themselves.
Ahem.
Please someone tell me I'm not the sole occupant of this sterotype!!!
OneInAMillion
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I have thousands of posts but I spend half my time saying Well Done OR he's so cute What does that make me?
What does that make me?hollyandivy123
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the serial post killer......................replies to said post about something and then...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no one else posts and the thread is left to die
so the question is have i know accidently killed this one
so the question is have i know accidently killed this one
dibbin
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You've all forgotten ...
The Tack Bigot! They know that if your horse wears black tack, synthetic tack, a saddle pad, a flash noseband, a martingale, a treeless saddle, a gag with (horror of horrors) one rein, etc.; then you clearly know nothing and aren't qualified to comment
The Tack Bigot! They know that if your horse wears black tack, synthetic tack, a saddle pad, a flash noseband, a martingale, a treeless saddle, a gag with (horror of horrors) one rein, etc.; then you clearly know nothing and aren't qualified to comment
tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
You've all forgotten ...
The Tack Bigot! They know that if your horse wears black tack, synthetic tack, a saddle pad, a flash noseband, a martingale, a treeless saddle, a gag with (horror of horrors) one rein, etc.; then you clearly know nothing and aren't qualified to comment
Tee hee hee!
How many bells you got now dibbin?
Oh yes and the Thread Hijacker - oops, that might be me...
eahotson
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The dysexic.You know, the one who writes a barely readable post with no punctuation and when people complain say they are dysexic and then, when they are annoyed ,write a beautifully spelt and punctuated reply having completely forgotten that they are dysexic.
Hippona
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**** a brick......
Turns out I'm in the Snaffle Brigade-slash-Tack Bigot bracket
*flounces off*
Oohh.....thats another one...
The Flouncer.....announces to all and sundry they are mortally offended and will be leaving the forum immediately.....followed by a 10 page thread imploring them not to. Turns up a few days later having taken a deep breath and a few valium.
Turns out I'm in the Snaffle Brigade-slash-Tack Bigot bracket
*flounces off*
Oohh.....thats another one...
The Flouncer.....announces to all and sundry they are mortally offended and will be leaving the forum immediately.....followed by a 10 page thread imploring them not to. Turns up a few days later having taken a deep breath and a few valium.
EAST KENT
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Don`t forget the one who apologises for bad spelling due to it`s dyslexsia..after a perfectly spelt post!
MerrySherryRider
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**** a brick......
Turns out I'm in the Snaffle Brigade-slash-Tack Bigot bracket
*flounces off*
Oohh.....thats another one...
The Flouncer.....announces to all and sundry they are mortally offended and will be leaving the forum immediately.....followed by a 10 page thread imploring them not to. Turns up a few days later having taken a deep breath and a few valium.
Hell, thats me then.. The Flouncer. Didn't need the valium though, just a ride on my beautiful horse to put things back in perspective. Didn't make 10 pages either..ah well..
Also in the Snaffle Brigade...
How about the one my OH always remarks on ; The My Little Pony Princess ?
Never rides, but spends days brushing, washing, trimming and dressing up her horse. Posts about where to buy the best shampoo or what colour numnah will suit best,
Double_choc_lab
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What about the schizophrenic - holder of multiple user names?
Trouble is I can never work out who they are.
Trouble is I can never work out who they are.
I_am_a_cucumber
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And what about the constant name changer. They're all out to confuse me, particularly if they also change their avatar/signature.
They're all out to confuse me, particularly if they also change their avatar/signature. Theresa_F
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The addicted to hairy legs and pig oil and sulphur...... of which I might just be a bit guillty
c2b
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Movers and shakers
Problem on your yard.....don't bother to try and resolve any issues just move your horse for the 24th time in 6 months to another yard. The perfect yard is out there if only you can find it.
Problem on your yard.....don't bother to try and resolve any issues just move your horse for the 24th time in 6 months to another yard. The perfect yard is out there if only you can find it.
Ranyhyn
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Ihotse
tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
spotty_pony
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The moaners - The ones who always seem to have problems with themselves and their horses and post about it all on here in great detail making it all sound very dramatic and tragic.
The bluntees - The people who post sarcastic blunt replies, they often hide under rocks an spring out when people post about silly things and make quick, witty remarks. They are usually helpful though and know what they are on about.
The bluntees - The people who post sarcastic blunt replies, they often hide under rocks an spring out when people post about silly things and make quick, witty remarks. They are usually helpful though and know what they are on about.
Piglet
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I am a "newbe" addict ( thank god for my I pod touch) and yea I am also a technophobe as I haven' t a clue how to upload piccys (although I do like to remain anonymous)!!
Spudlet
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The Online Anorexic
Has read so many threads on rider height and weight they are now convinced they are the size of an elephant and shouldn't ride anything smaller than a Shire x Buffalo, despite probably being of a totally normal and healthy weight for their height...
Has read so many threads on rider height and weight they are now convinced they are the size of an elephant and shouldn't ride anything smaller than a Shire x Buffalo, despite probably being of a totally normal and healthy weight for their height...
Ranyhyn
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No Tallyho, just a shout out to my pal!