Hi there! Im a newbie

[Chestnuttymare]

hi and welcome

 

[Ranyhyn]

Nice thread title change!

 

[michaelj]

Chesnuttymare...
GENIUS!

 

[dozzie]

hi and welcome. I'm Dozzie and I love horses and goats. I dont mind Pirelli but I prefer Goodyear. .

 

[Chestnuttymare]

thanks, good god, never been called a genius before.

takes a bow

 

[LizzieJ]

Hi, welcome! I'm Lizzie and I tried Petrelli for the first time today with my cat

He didn't like it much but I will keep trying until he submits

 

[faerie666]

Do you think I could use Parelli on my OH?

He sometimes ignores me when I ask him to do the hoovering, so I thought waving a carrot stick at him might help.

 

[LizzieJ]

Oh yes, I think you should, perhaps buy the dvd, halter and carrot stick and then you will have your oh eating out of your hand

and he will have respect for you as his leader too

 

[faerie666]

I also thought about pulling on his tail, but I think that might not have the desired effect...

 

[Vicki_Krystal]

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Oh yes, I think you should, perhaps buy the dvd, halter and carrot stick and then you will have your oh eating out of your hand

and he will have respect for you as his leader too

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And if that fails you could then tie him down with said halter and then beat him with said carrot stick..

 

[Chestnuttymare]

eating out of your hand is total disrespect by your oh, give him a whack with a tyre iron, oops sorry, that's pIrelli

 

[LizzieJ]

maybe you could try roping his feet and pulling him over

 

[faerie666]

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eating out of your hand is total disrespect by your oh, give him a whack with a tyre iron, oops sorry, that's pIrelli

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Is that a specially approved tyre iron?

Could you tell me where I can buy one, because I'm sure a normal tyre iron won't do?

 

[Chestnuttymare]

no a normal iron won't do it, you must buy it from me. It will cost you £457.93, plus postage. I really hope you get the respect you are due from the fecker. Oh and you might need the special stain remover, as there is sure to be blood on the carpet. Hey, what the heck, i am a nice person, i will throw this in for free.

 

[faerie666]

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no a normal iron won't do it, you must buy it from me. It will cost you £457.93, plus postage. I really hope you get the respect you are due from the fecker. Oh and you might need the special stain remover, as there is sure to be blood on the carpet. Hey, what the heck, i am a nice person, i will throw this in for free.

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Wow, thank you, that sounds like a complete bargain!