Hi Viz slogans?

[caitlin95uk]

Thinking of getting a new hi viz with a personalised slogan on it.. have some ideas like :
Caution two moody mares
or
Watch the road not my jacket

anymore ideas?

 

[monkeybum13]

I've seen moody mares quite a bit, it always makes me chuckle
Do you not think "watch the road not my jacket" is giving the wrong impression? Some ignorant rides will see it and think, fine, I won't watch the horse and fly past at stupid speeds??

 

[clairefeekerry1]

i got one that says "does my bum look big on this"!

 

[TinselRider]

My friend has one with
"WARNING
female rider with PMT"