Highly Amusing Isleham

BeckyC

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A couple of days ago I headed off with my pony for the first event of the season at Isleham and well to sum up the day it was very very funny.


First of all I was horrendously late for my dressage as it was at 11.28 and my sj was 13.52 and in my little muddled brain i got very confused and thought my dressage was 11.52 so when i rocked up to the secretary’s to get my number at 11.30 i was very surprised to find they had put me down as a non starter :p however the secretary could not have been nicer and radioed across to say i was on my way! Legged it to the dressage where i apologised again for being such a massive ditz and the steward was really lovely too. Louie was beside himself with all the galloping horses doing the xc so there was a fair few explosions in the warm up but eventually settled down so went into the ring went up the centre line beautifully, turned the corner to change the rein and he exploded :p we then had several explosions during the test including in the free walk where we even left the arena :D pretty much any time we turned back towards the xc he tried to join in! Well all i could do was laugh really and the judge was laughing and his writer was laughing. I got a most impressive 49 and my test sheet is now framed on my wall :D here are a few photos of it :p


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Then onto the sj where we had some more interesting moments in the warm up but he felt really forward and confident and actually jumped a really nice round (albeit with no brakes) just having number 2 down as he felt it was too small to bother with! I tried having huge massive studs in him yesterday as he really hates soft ground and can really lose his nerve and the big studs seemed to really really help so very pleased about that!

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Then it was xc time, this is his worst phase as he’s not very brave, he warmed up brilliantly though and was really taking me into the fences so started to feel a bit more hopeful! He set out really confidently and flew the first 5 fences beautifully, taking me forward with no hesitation and then it all went wrong. Number 6 was a trakhener but you can’t see the ditch until you are literally on top of the fence. So we got to the fence, he went to take off, saw the ditch and thought perhaps not :p i showed true commitment to jumping the fence and i carried on over it with his bridle :D well at least i gave him a good demonstration on how to do it! I cleared it beautifully even if i do say so myself :D anyway jumped up, retacked him up (he was just grazing nearby, i love my horse) and tried again. We eventually managed to get over it but he had just lost his nerve and didn’t want to play any more so took him back to the warm up and popped him over a couple of warm up fences to get his confidence back. A couple of photos of him just looking gorgeous :)

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Here is the link to the pro photos http://actionreplay.jalbum.net/Isle...O 90/Sat/221 ALL TO LOSE/slides/7O2H6019.html

So all in all it was a very amusing day for both me and whoever happened to be watching my performances and im actually really pleased with the pony, his sj was good and he started the xc sooooo much better than last year (we’ll just ignore the dressage :p ) if numpty on top hadn’t decided to take a flying lesson we would have got round the course i think. Well done if you get to the end of this and i hope ive made some people laugh :D
 
That dressage test sheet is hilarious, I like the bit where it says you covered the ground well, explosion then left arena! It is one to keep to cheer you up. Shame about the cross country bit. Onwards and upwards. You made me laugh!
 
hoping to take my mare out this year- i expect dressage sheet to read: going backwards, wrong direction!
 
Id quite like some of that explosiveness for Saturday's dressage mine goes green & backwards !

Least you had fun & have a good story !!
 
Love your report and your attitude, some people might be a bit p*****d off but you just take it all on the chin. Is your boy a TB? looks a bit like mine.
 
Love the way you are so positive and light hearted about your day, its all about the taking part, first event of the season so you can set yourself some goals and things to improve for the next one! Well done you, it's unfortunate you got muddled with dressage time, that wouldn't have helped and sounds like SJ went well, and you did well to get over the trakhener after falling off and jumping fences in the warm up afterwards!

Loved reading your post, thanks for sharing your day and photo's!

When is your next event planned? All the best, look forward to hearing about the next one :)
 
Great attitude and you both live to fight another day (is it wrong that I laughed out loud with the image of you sitting on the other side of the trakehner with a bridle in your hands?)

Fab show jumping round and a lovely centre line so lots of positives!!
 
As the others have said, what a super attitude :D

Love the judges comments, yay for a sense of humour :p

He is gorgeous, enjoyed reading your report and can't wait for the next one :o
 
That dressage test sheet is hilarious, I like the bit where it says you covered the ground well, explosion then left arena! It is one to keep to cheer you up. Shame about the cross country bit. Onwards and upwards. You made me laugh!

I am framing the test :D glad i made you laugh :)

hoping to take my mare out this year- i expect dressage sheet to read: going backwards, wrong direction!

Lol well good luck and i hope my sheet is an inspiration :p

Id quite like some of that explosiveness for Saturday's dressage mine goes green & backwards !

Least you had fun & have a good story !!

The explosiveness is just funny cos he's so enthusiastic!

Love your report and your attitude, some people might be a bit p*****d off but you just take it all on the chin. Is your boy a TB? looks a bit like mine.

Thank you :) i figure you just have to laugh at days like that, its character building :p he is indeed a tb, an ex racer.

Love the way you are so positive and light hearted about your day, its all about the taking part, first event of the season so you can set yourself some goals and things to improve for the next one! Well done you, it's unfortunate you got muddled with dressage time, that wouldn't have helped and sounds like SJ went well, and you did well to get over the trakhener after falling off and jumping fences in the warm up afterwards!

Loved reading your post, thanks for sharing your day and photo's!

When is your next event planned? All the best, look forward to hearing about the next one :)

Thank you! next event is oasby this saturday so fingers crossed we actually get round the whole course or even half the course :p

Great attitude and you both live to fight another day (is it wrong that I laughed out loud with the image of you sitting on the other side of the trakehner with a bridle in your hands?)

Fab show jumping round and a lovely centre line so lots of positives!!

Thank you very much! im glad you laughed!! whats the point in days like that if you cant make people laugh about it after!
 
As the others have said, what a super attitude :D

Love the judges comments, yay for a sense of humour :p

He is gorgeous, enjoyed reading your report and can't wait for the next one :o

Thank you :) the judge was brilliant, at the end of the test i apologised to him and he was just laughing his head off :p
 
What a brilliant report, after all it is a hobby for most of us and I think many people get so hung up on it all going perfectly they forget the main thing is to enjoy it. Hope u weren't too sore after the freestyle jumping.... Sounds like u both had a great day though. Ps I did my first hunter trial last year and as we crossed the finish I was in fits of giggles and a couple of people commented that they didn't realise it was meant to be that much fun !
 
Fab attitude :) We all have days where we don't know whether to laugh or cry and the former is definitely the best way to go!

Couldn't help but snigger at the test sheet - well done to the judge for having a good sense of humour!
 
Those dressage arenas, always getting in the way of the XC! Well done on getting over the trakhener (twice!!). Where next?
 
Waaaaaaah! Brilliant report...I love the dressage sheet :D
You've really made me smile with your fab attitude :)

Thank you :) glad im making lots of people smile :D

What a brilliant report, after all it is a hobby for most of us and I think many people get so hung up on it all going perfectly they forget the main thing is to enjoy it. Hope u weren't too sore after the freestyle jumping.... Sounds like u both had a great day though. Ps I did my first hunter trial last year and as we crossed the finish I was in fits of giggles and a couple of people commented that they didn't realise it was meant to be that much fun !

There was an amazing person in the 90 who was going wheeeeee over the jumps and praising their horse really loudly and i thought how lovely it was that they looked like they were having so much fun! i am making a real effort to stop taking myself so seriously and it seems to be working :D

Love it :) he's so handsome and he knows it! Your flying through the air was rather spectacular!

It was wasnt it :D not quite as impressive as yours but still a flying lesson to be proud of :p

I'm sorry but that sheet is brilliant :D

It is isnt it :D

Well sounds like you 2 have plenty of potential...
I have plenty of days like that.

I think everyone has days like that lol, the trick is to laugh at them :p

Fab attitude :) We all have days where we don't know whether to laugh or cry and the former is definitely the best way to go!

Couldn't help but snigger at the test sheet - well done to the judge for having a good sense of humour!

Thank you :) i used to be the crying type but trying not to be any more!!!!

Those dressage arenas, always getting in the way of the XC! Well done on getting over the trakhener (twice!!). Where next?

Pony thinks dressage is beneath him :p jumping is much more fun. Oasby 90 next so fingers crossed we actually get round!
 
Lovely, funny report - thank you :). Louie is very handsome and looks well pleased with himself!
Good luck at Oasby, no flying for you and no exploding for Louie please unless you're determined to make the next report even more amusing for us ;).
 
dressage sheet is hilarious!! 'Explosion!' ha ha I normally get 'disobedient' if mine plays up (normally buck), the judge must have a good sense of humour!

Well done anyway!
 
Lovely, funny report - thank you :). Louie is very handsome and looks well pleased with himself!
Good luck at Oasby, no flying for you and no exploding for Louie please unless you're determined to make the next report even more amusing for us ;).

Thank you! well at least if oasby does go wrong i can amuse everyone again :D

dressage sheet is hilarious!! 'Explosion!' ha ha I normally get 'disobedient' if mine plays up (normally buck), the judge must have a good sense of humour!

Well done anyway!

Thank you! explosion really was the only word for it, legs flying everywhere, rearing bucking leaping and tanking off :p
 
I love your attitude! That's the best dressage sheet ever, love it!

Thank you :D ive had quite a few of those sort of tests with this horse but first time ive ever bothered to collect the sheet

Great report - I really admire your attitude as I'm very good at seeing the bad in everything.
The dressage sounds....interesting? :p

Thank you! it is so easy to see the bad in everything but it just makes it soooo much less fun.

I wanna come eventing with you :biggrin3;

I cant promise it will always be that entertaining lol but unfortunately with this horse it does tend to be :p

Awesome test sheet! :D

I know!! it is brilliant :D
 
This made me laugh out loud at work - not at you, with you. I had a horse (chestnut TB X mare) that was the same... My best ever comment on my dressage report was ''Nice and straight up centre line until colliding with judges'' Oooppps :eek:
 
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I have trouble getting enough forwardnesswith my ex racehorse so maybe I could have some of yours! Makes a great read! Good luck this weekend.
 
This made me laugh out loud at work - not at you, with you. I had a horse (chestnut TB X mare) that was the same... My best ever comment on my dressage report was ''Nice and straight up centre line until colliding with judges'' Oooppps :eek:

Thats brilliant!!!! would be quite an amusing thread if everyone posted their funniest dressage sheets

I have trouble getting enough forwardnesswith my ex racehorse so maybe I could have some of yours! Makes a great read! Good luck this weekend.

Thank you! feel free to take as much forwardness as you like, theres plenty to go around :p

Love the dressage comments - sounds like the type of sheet I would get!

well hopefully i wont get too many sheets like that this season :D
 
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