Hilarious dressage online "store"

[FrodoBeutlin]

I'm laughing out loud.

http://www.woodsdressage.com/store_crazy.html

You can "purchase" fabulous products such as:

 

[WellyBaggins]

That site is mad, hilarious but mad

 

[arizonahoney]

Do they sell Papa Frita banana sticks though?

 

[vam]

That is one of the funniest thing i have seen in ages!

 

[FrodoBeutlin]

This website is fantastic. I cannot stop laughing. That Change Tracker is the most perfect thing I've seen in ages, love the one tempi row with all its white beads

This is what we need here on HHO for all the "How much" threads

This is also priceless

 

[TarrSteps]

They're pretty mad, those two! And seem to have a little too much time on their hands.

He has a good rep as a clinician though, and the book, "Dressage Unscrambled" is not only a good read but has quite a few truisms scattered though it. It's worth a look through some of the more serious (sort of) parts of their site.

 

[holzrokz]

LMAO!

who has time to count beads when doing one time changes!? (or any changes for that mater!)

And that last thing looks like a giant version of those mirrors dentists use! You would look pretty crap in the mirror whilst carrying that around with you anyways

 

[Jane_Lou]

My particular favourite was the sidewinder missile for eliminating those people who love to own the warm up

 

[dibbin]

Do they sell Papa Frita banana sticks though?

Nope, but if you go to the next page there are Paparazzi Celery Sticks

 

[Booboos]

Hillarious! I loved the missile thingey for eliminating annoying warm up competitors as well!

 

[Allover]

PMSL, i liked the Whac-a-judge arcade game

 

[alwaysbroke]

Love it!

 

[mil1212]

What a great website! I want Board Stiff Bill, if he'd just shout 'Sit Up' at me, I'd save a fortune in lessons

 

[pinktiger]

HEEHEE!!!! Very funny!!! i love the judge scoring card with the poseable finger on a hinge so the judge doesnt have to remove their gloves!!!!!

 

[kerilli]

that's just brilliant, thankyou! I love the judge scoring card, sooo funny.

 

[JessandCharlie]

This is brilliant! LOVE Board Stiff Bill.

"Sizes: Tall, Grande, Verdi, Bill." LOL

 

[Rosiefan]

Much giggling from me. Fab and thanks for the link FB x

 

[lauraandjack]

Haha, I love the half chaps!

 

[miss-kip]

brilliant!

 

[TheoryX1]

I want a pair of those thong things. Mini TX wants them for her showjumping trips - in acid yellow preferably