Horrid Vile lesson - just a winge really ;)

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Lord but I hate winter and all the riding school ponies having to be stabled. They've all been being a little on the lively/spooky side recently as you'd imagine but generally they are all right as they get turned out a couple of times a week for a roll and a kick about. However, I had a hell an experience with them this morning.

Was about 40mins into a 45min lesson (why do they always wait until the end to play up?) and I had the whole ride (6kids) trotting on a 20m circle. Suddenly, the 24yr old, 12h pony at the back of the ride, who can normally barely muster a trot he is so lazy, decides the hounds of hell are baring down on him, puts his head between his knees and charges up the inside of the rest of the ride. His (very small) jockey slides off and this sets a couple of the other 'spookier' ponies off, and they leap into the air and shoot forward bucking. 2 more kids fly off and the riderless ponies overtake the rest of the ride and start to accellerate.

Well you can't blame the rest of the ponies, no horse in the world is going to walk quietly whilst 3 of his mates are hooning it up behind him bucking and kids are screaming... so that was the point that all hell broke loose and before I knew where I was I had 6 kids on the floor and 6 ponies going FLAT OUT up the school.

I've never seen kids come off and move so quick
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, I just shouted 'stand back by the wall guys' as the herd of horses turned and bore back down on us... I had one of those moments where you think 'I don't know what to do here' because I couldn't even venture into the arena to catch any ponies, it was way too dangerous at that point. I just had to herd the kids behind the some jump wings in the corner and wait for the ponies to calm down a bit.

fortunately after a minute they settled down, a couple of sympathetic horsey parents came in and helped me round the little sods up and get everyone back on. No injuries, just a few tears (bless) and they all had another trot before we took the ponies back in. Ugh, it was horrid though cos I always feel really responsible for my kids, even though I know there was nothing I could have done. Sometimes I really hate riding school ponies
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anyway, thanks for reading if you got this far. Just had to get it off my chest really. The rest of my lessons were great and the ponies were super (obviously expanded all their energy, the little b*st*rds)
 
Riding school ponies *rolls eyes* it happens to the best of us, and it's always the "plodder" who you think you can trust!
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Eek, that sounds terrible.

My only memory of working at a riding school that even comes close to that is when we were all working quietly around the yard when two horses came flat out down the bridleway and into the yard without their riders. Several more horses came back riderless over the next few minutes. YO got the tractor and went off to collect the kids, some of whom were found hanging from trees that they had been thrown into as the horses bolted.

We all thought it was quite funny once we knew that no-one had been hurt but I don't think they saw it like that
 
Can sense all the compensation claims being prepared ....

You'd have thought they'd kick off at the beginning of the lesson when they were a bit fresher, strange to wait until the end. Rotten start to the day for you.
 
We have a 30 year old that is normally fine then we will go on a little "walk and trot hack" he will dodge out of line and run off its always the least likely ones!
 
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ROFL was pretty much like this TBH.
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the little ones were petrified. I think the point where 6 large ponies come bearing down on you going about 30mph, ears flat back, bucking and kicking is the point where all your 'aren't ponies lovely and fluffy and cute and my favourite animals' dreams go out the window.
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Oh well, another day on, another day older.
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Aw bless them
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. I wouldn't of had a clue what to do!
I remember when the RS I used to help out at (until it closed anyway!) had the Westminster boys school come down (or some of it anyway). And the pony that wasn't perfect but generally good as gold, squealed and bucked with one of them! Iwas wetting myself watching them all!!
 
Poor you, glad to hear that none of the children were any the worse for wear. I think we all have days (lessons/hacks) from hell like that.

Mine was when I was taking a trek on Dartmoor (up around Yelverton) and again, like yours, it was one of the quietest plods who started everything off, it was like a rodeo with horses flying in all directions, riders dive bombing into gorse bushes and those that stayed on galloping for home. This was in the days before mobile phones (Good Grief, counting back it's 25 years ago but seems like yesterday) I was sat there on a 12h pony thinking, "Now, do I pick up the ones I can find, the ones that are screaming, or go home and try to pick up survivors on the way?" I knew the rescuers would come out once the ponies reached home so gathered up the fallers and parked them by the road then went home for help. I shouldn't have been out without another escort but it was quite a common practise (on that yard) to take every horse on the yard out on busy days and you simply hoped that nothing went wrong. Later we found out what caused the problem, the pony had stepped on an army cadet who was a little too well disguised as a pile of grass and who understandably screamed when he got trampled!
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Very funny in hindsight.
 
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Later we found out what caused the problem, the pony had stepped on an army cadet who was a little too well disguised as a pile of grass and who understandably screamed when he got trampled!
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Very funny in hindsight.

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