FinnishLapphund
There's no cow on the ice
Looking for memes sometimes takes me down unexpected rabbit holes, this time I somehow managed to stumble over a few different pages with some descriptions and/or photos from horse adverts found on Craigslist. I had to share a few gems...
A miniature horse: "Stud, broke for children"
Sorrel Mare: “She’s very fast once she gets out on the trails. Good luck to your friends trying to keep up with you.”
Bay gelding: “He likes to do his own thing when you’re in the saddle.”
Exmoor pony: "Gorgeous, bombproof, and even rides and drives!"
Morgan gelding: “Goes good under saddle. Nice driving prospect, too. Just put in harness for the first time and he didn’t put up too much of a fight.”
Ungelded 5-year-old buckskin: “He really likes to be around other horses.”
Ranch horse prospect: “Hasn’t been exposed to cattle, but he’s seen them at a distance.”
Older bay gelding: “A been there, done that kind of horse. My novice husband rides him down busy streets in tennis shoes with a beer in his hand.”
Sorrel gelding: “I ride him bareback and I’m barefooted all the time, he’s that trustworthy.”
Quarter horse: "8 years old, well trained, not by me. She is an amazing horse, 2 different farriers say so."
Want an outdoors High School Senior portrait of yourself with a horse model, this place can offer you anything from sophisticated hunter/jumper to cowboy/cowgirl horse models
"TW QH mare 15.3
Info in pictures"
And finally, a honourable mention
"10 yr. old, average height (I don’t do hands), mostly white paint mare. Responds well to leg pressure, usually picks up correct lead, and loves to run. Fun to ride but tends to pull a bit on the bit (no pun intended). I’ve had a ball with her but I’m going back to golf."
A miniature horse: "Stud, broke for children"
Sorrel Mare: “She’s very fast once she gets out on the trails. Good luck to your friends trying to keep up with you.”
Bay gelding: “He likes to do his own thing when you’re in the saddle.”
Exmoor pony: "Gorgeous, bombproof, and even rides and drives!"
Morgan gelding: “Goes good under saddle. Nice driving prospect, too. Just put in harness for the first time and he didn’t put up too much of a fight.”
Ungelded 5-year-old buckskin: “He really likes to be around other horses.”
Ranch horse prospect: “Hasn’t been exposed to cattle, but he’s seen them at a distance.”
Older bay gelding: “A been there, done that kind of horse. My novice husband rides him down busy streets in tennis shoes with a beer in his hand.”
Sorrel gelding: “I ride him bareback and I’m barefooted all the time, he’s that trustworthy.”
Quarter horse: "8 years old, well trained, not by me. She is an amazing horse, 2 different farriers say so."
Want an outdoors High School Senior portrait of yourself with a horse model, this place can offer you anything from sophisticated hunter/jumper to cowboy/cowgirl horse models
"TW QH mare 15.3
Info in pictures"
And finally, a honourable mention
"10 yr. old, average height (I don’t do hands), mostly white paint mare. Responds well to leg pressure, usually picks up correct lead, and loves to run. Fun to ride but tends to pull a bit on the bit (no pun intended). I’ve had a ball with her but I’m going back to golf."
