Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
Roll up, roll up and tell Aunty Shilasdair those little things that are troubling your conscience.
So how have YOU been evil, little forumer?
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So how have YOU been evil, little forumer?
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Horse and Hound Confession Booth
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Honeypots
Well-Known Member
I'm 13 stone and I ride my daughters 13.1hh connie type pony
Walder
Well-Known Member
i cause trouble by making inflamitary posts x
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
Ok, Honeypots.
Thank you for sharing.
As penance I think you should carry your daughter's pony round a hack, wearing flippers.
Absolved.
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Thank you for sharing.
As penance I think you should carry your daughter's pony round a hack, wearing flippers.
Absolved.
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Donkeymad
Guest
Now, today, I scared the cat out of the living room by spraying Fly Spray. Then I went to the bathroom and he tried to come in the window, just as I sprayed the ledge with cleaner. Scared him off again.
I confess
How many Hail Mary's??
I confess
How many Hail Mary's??
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
I know how difficult that was for you to say (and particularly to spell). Well done.
You must dance three times round the kitchen singing 'Come on baby light my fire' by the Doors.
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You must dance three times round the kitchen singing 'Come on baby light my fire' by the Doors.
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Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
As a Satanist, clearly I don't deal in Hail Marys.
I suggest that to further your cat's welfare, you must lick his fur clean on his behalf to spare him the furball problem.
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I suggest that to further your cat's welfare, you must lick his fur clean on his behalf to spare him the furball problem.
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Donkeymad
Guest
Wish I hadn't confessed now
Can I just spray him again?
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
Cats are the minions of the devil, Donkeymad.
If you don't know that already...you soon will...vengeful kitty...
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If you don't know that already...you soon will...vengeful kitty...
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Weezy
Well-Known Member
I screamed at my boys (may actually have sworn too) and all of their teachers heard as I live next to the school and didn't realise the staff room window was open
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
Swearing is fine, Weeze (Satanist, remember).
But unacceptable for you to shout without actually throwing things simultaneously.
I think you should spend tonight cooking jellies, pouring them into small cups...and when hardened tomorrow you can pelt the school building with them (aim for heads)
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But unacceptable for you to shout without actually throwing things simultaneously.
I think you should spend tonight cooking jellies, pouring them into small cups...and when hardened tomorrow you can pelt the school building with them (aim for heads)
Next!
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JustKickOn
Well-Known Member
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Wish I hadn't confessed now
Can I just spray him again?
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PMSL!!!
You could always paint your cat's claws!! lmao.
I confess that I have been on HHO nearly all day!!!
Wish I hadn't confessed now
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PMSL!!!
I confess that I have been on HHO nearly all day!!!
JustKickOn
Well-Known Member
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Swearing is fine, Weeze (Satanist, remember).
But unacceptable for you to shout without actually throwing things simultaneously.
I think you should spend tonight cooking jellies, pouring them into small cups...and when hardened tomorrow you can pelt the school building with them (aim for heads)
Next!
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School's shut on a Saturday
Swearing is fine, Weeze (Satanist, remember).
But unacceptable for you to shout without actually throwing things simultaneously.
I think you should spend tonight cooking jellies, pouring them into small cups...and when hardened tomorrow you can pelt the school building with them (aim for heads)
Next!
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School's shut on a Saturday
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
Elizabeth-x
For such a sin, you must don a pair of mits, then add gardening gloves, and try to type an apology post through the gloves.
Now!
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For such a sin, you must don a pair of mits, then add gardening gloves, and try to type an apology post through the gloves.
Now!
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GlamourDol
Well-Known Member
Hello, my name is Katy,
I am skinny and ride dressage. There fore i must be a bitch!
O and also men dont like me, because apparently they want something to grab hold of.
I think i may just go die in the corner!
I am skinny and ride dressage. There fore i must be a bitch!
O and also men dont like me, because apparently they want something to grab hold of.
I think i may just go die in the corner!
brighteyes
Pooh-Bah
Isn't it forummer?
JustKickOn
Well-Known Member
Can I use my nose? I can type with my nose!!! And my toes!!
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
All the more time for jelly preparation, Weezy.
Try, where possible to embed small dead things in them....my mother did this once unintentionally and didn't spot it until the dinner party...but that's another story.
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Try, where possible to embed small dead things in them....my mother did this once unintentionally and didn't spot it until the dinner party...but that's another story.
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JustKickOn
Well-Known Member
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
Hello Skinny dressage rider Katy.
I must say, I am not warming to you.
Dying in a corner would be an appropriate course of action (in terms of expiring, not tie-dying or any of that hippy sh*t).
Go ahead, then post when you are successful.
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I must say, I am not warming to you.
Dying in a corner would be an appropriate course of action (in terms of expiring, not tie-dying or any of that hippy sh*t).
Go ahead, then post when you are successful.
Next!
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Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Isn't it forummer?
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Ah, brighteyes.
I think you have more need of a confession booth than most.
We are all prepared for a lengthy post....so when you're ready (but do leave the disease stuff out).
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Isn't it forummer?
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Ah, brighteyes.
I think you have more need of a confession booth than most.
We are all prepared for a lengthy post....so when you're ready (but do leave the disease stuff out).
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Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Can I use my nose? I can type with my nose!!! And my toes!!
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No, but you can use other people's nose, toes etc...attached to the original owner or amputated.
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Can I use my nose? I can type with my nose!!! And my toes!!
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No, but you can use other people's nose, toes etc...attached to the original owner or amputated.
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brighteyes
Pooh-Bah
Shouldn't this be in soapbox
GlamourDol
Well-Known Member
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Hello Skinny dressage rider Katy.
I must say, I am not warming to you.
Dying in a corner would be an appropriate course of action (in terms of expiring, not tie-dying or any of that hippy sh*t).
Go ahead, then post when you are successful.
Next!
S
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Perhaps i could tie dye and then die in the corner.
O no wait.... Mum can u feed in the morning please?
Hello Skinny dressage rider Katy.
I must say, I am not warming to you.
Dying in a corner would be an appropriate course of action (in terms of expiring, not tie-dying or any of that hippy sh*t).
Go ahead, then post when you are successful.
Next!
S
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Perhaps i could tie dye and then die in the corner.
O no wait.... Mum can u feed in the morning please?
S_N
Well-Known Member
I'm a fat lazy cow, who sits around stuffing her face all day - apparently............
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Hello Skinny dressage rider Katy.
I must say, I am not warming to you.
Dying in a corner would be an appropriate course of action (in terms of expiring, not tie-dying or any of that hippy sh*t).
Go ahead, then post when you are successful.
Next!
S
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Perhaps i could tie dye and then die in the corner.
O no wait.... Mum can u feed in the morning please?
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Remember skinny dressage rider Katy - tie dying is seldom sufficiently fatal...
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Hello Skinny dressage rider Katy.
I must say, I am not warming to you.
Dying in a corner would be an appropriate course of action (in terms of expiring, not tie-dying or any of that hippy sh*t).
Go ahead, then post when you are successful.
Next!
S
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Perhaps i could tie dye and then die in the corner.
O no wait.... Mum can u feed in the morning please?
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Remember skinny dressage rider Katy - tie dying is seldom sufficiently fatal...
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Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Shouldn't this be in soapbox
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It is a new post, and I can assure you I'm lounging.
Get on with it!
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Shouldn't this be in soapbox
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It is a new post, and I can assure you I'm lounging.
Get on with it!
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brighteyes
Pooh-Bah
I once might have sort of suggested I was an undertaker.....
Weezy
Well-Known Member
MAKE jelly - jesus christ, that is like a MOTHERLY thing to do - can I have a different penance please!
teapot
Well-Known Member
I'm proud of riding at a riding school