Horse and Hound Confession Booth

[Cahill]

take swindon out?
thats cos all the fat cob folk live there.
(whoops,S. is gone,too late to confess.)

 

[dozzie]

Ive told people that the reason my OH is walking funny is not really due to varicose veins being removed but because hes had a Vasectomy.

Im just getting my own back for him telling everyone I pushed him over and broke his arm just so that I could win the air guitar competition and then I refused to take him to hospital. Its not true! I took him to hospital the next morning. (And I won the air guitar competition)

I think he should have the penance!

 

[JACQSZOO]

roflmao what a great thread. Cheered me up no end.

 

[Hullabaloo]

I laughed when the minature shetland at our yard walked into the electric fencing we'd just switched - boy did he squeal!

 

[PaintboxEDT]

yeh bl**dy typical you make this thread on the first nite ive gone out in ages !! lol i missed a good laugh,well not quite as ive had a laugh with it now !!
i will have to make my confessions in your next session !! lo

 

[dozzie]

I have to confess I didnt read the whole thread until today, so posted last night after closing time without realising

....Sorry S!

In fact as it was after closing time I dont remember posting at all!

 

[MagicMelon]

I have to confess I really really want one of those tiny weeny falabella's... One that I can clip out and then rug up to the eyeballs in tiny weeny pink rugs with matching pink fleece bandages with a little tiny weeny pink headcollar... and who I can lift up to put in the trailer...

 

[Dotilas]

I'll confess that I've packed a bag, and I'm seriously considering moving out.

Secondly, I screamed really loudly in fury and went nuts