Horse Manure Shortage

[nuffield]

I think there will be a shortage this year. Gardeners will be disappointed.
I think most of it will be flung by treborchets onto the homes of a lot of MPs ,by an angry populus.

 

[JS65]

PMSL

 

[Ellies_mum2]

*giggles*

I wondered where this post was going

 

[Sprout]

 

[pinktiger]

*sniggers and continues to clean her OWN moat*

 

[NeilM]

ROLL UP, ROLL UP, get your well rotted horse manure here!
It's smelly! It's slimy! Prefect for delivery to your local MP!

Steady now steady, please form an orderly queue, there's plenty for everyone

 

[brighteyes]

We used to pay to have it shifted....

 

[proudwilliam]

Perhaps we should load a dung speaker or two full and take it to Westminster and spread it all around being a generous public we are!!! Then the MP's can clear it up and sell it to supplement their income now that the expences are under scrunity!!!

 

[Tinypony]

Ah! We've been leaving bags by the gate and they're gone within hours. Now we know why - the proletariat is stocking up! (Or they want to sell it to an MP...).

 

[pinktiger]

i wonder how they would pay for the clean up????

 

[Rollin]

At last the Brits will learn from the belligerent French and Belgian farmers who are well used to taking trailer loads of manure to dump at the feet of their politicians!!!

 

[KarynK]

To think I've been giving mine away!!! Never had anyone ask for a receipt, my MP must have a flat, but then that probably wouldn't stand in the way of a claim!!

 

[Cate21]

To be honest I thought there was a lot of manure in the House of Commons!

To steal the phrase from the Countryside Alliance.... 'You can keep your bull **** in Westminster.'

They have obviously been paying attention!