Horse related car stickers

[evillyn]

I have a hoodie which says "ride it like you stole it!"

And my mum has one saying "unpaid groom"

 

[glamourpuss]

My friend has one that says
'Born to ride, forced to work'

I like the 'actually I CAN go slower' I think I need that for my horsebox

 

[MrsHutt]

LOVE the 'Actually, I CAN go slower' one!

(very boring, me - just have 'Slow down for horses')

 

[dibbin]

I have a "Bucked Off" tshirt and a "Whoa there! Slow down for horses" sticker on my car.

What I REALLY want is an "I'm not fat I'm in show condition" hoodie.

 

[Alfiepie]

Very topical at the mo - I saw one on e bay
"Hung like a findus lasagne"

Dont think Id go there but I Know a firefighter at work who totally appreciates the humour!

 

[mtj]

Trailer sticker Seen on eBay:
She had my balls removed and I wasn't even tailgating"

 

[Ashgrove]

I had one that said ''get your ass on some class, ride an Appaloosa''

I've just bought 'Don't worry, be appy'
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190641483257?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649