Horse wont get up

Pink bridle on chestnut?:eek: You don't deserve to have a horse.:mad:

In fact, I think Pete's a camel and he's lying down for you to get on. What you need to do, is sit on him and beat him with a sharp stick until he gets up. Withholding water won't work on a camel-why do you think the Parellis don't train them?:rolleyes:
 
TateandLyle said:
Scotland, outskirts of Glasgow
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Not too far from me then.... I would love to come visit Pete and see him in his beautiful sparkly pink bridle (minus pink bit because that would be tacky)

Maybe we could tempt him up with a regular polo coated in sugar??

Or if that fails I have some blue tack we could try and tempt him up with? Reinstate his masculinity??
 
Any news OP?

Having slept on it, have you tried beating the horse? You want a good sturdy stick that wont snap. Give him a good belting and see if that works? Or attach a rope to your headcollar and swing it around violently so the rope smacks him in the head. All good tip's i've seen recently. xx
 
Beausmate said:
Pink bridle on chestnut?:eek: You don't deserve to have a horse.:mad:

In fact, I think Pete's a camel and he's lying down for you to get on. What you need to do, is sit on him and beat him with a sharp stick until he gets up. Withholding water won't work on a camel-why do you think the Parellis don't train them?:rolleyes:
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Of course he's a camel why didn't we work it out last night :D its so obvious now you've pointed it out!!:eek:
 
I have the vet coming after school, I will update for any genuine people. Thank you for all the PMs I got, appreciate those of you taking me seriously.
 
Patterdale said:
I doubt you got any PMs, never mind genuine ones! :D

Give it up OP, come back another time and try harder!
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I admit I pm'd the op with some proper advice about Pete the prat. :o

I just felt you know just in CASE Pete is real and DOES have pink bridle issues I couldn't live with myself if he lay in that stable til his dying day. :(














Tsk, I lied :D
 
OP, can I suggest you get your vet to look into the below. I reckon one of the big vet hospital's could do this? I'm assuming he's insured as I doubt it will be cheap

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The problem is solved.

My Little Ted packed his haynet and left home in a huff, a few days ago. It is obvious the OP has him, he is always asleep and refuses to get up. He has special needs and will give you lots of problems if he gets up.

OK, I know he was black when he left but the journey to Scotland must have turned him orange. OP, he is a complex character and your pink bridle will give him the vapours and a shire with vapours is not impressive.

You must package Ted up and post him back to me, he has many pre-booked appointments to keep. Without his regular sessions with a sprout stick, his personal masseur and private veterinary surgeon he will have a nervous breakdown. A shire on a rampage will scare you OP, bubble wrap him and post him back first class immediately.
 
Try chanting Tesco burgers, Tesco burgers, Tesco burgers, Burger king as you approach the stable and he should be on his feet when you get there. (as long as you shout it loud enough)
 
Littlelegs said:
It's so obvious now, how on earth did I miss it before? Ops horse can't get up, she just needs to give it viagra.
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No, no LL, you misread - it can't get up, not it can't get it up :D!

Or are you suggesting that a fifth leg might help push it up off the floor? That's an idea.
 
AdorableAlice said:
The problem is solved.

My Little Ted packed his haynet and left home in a huff, a few days ago. It is obvious the OP has him, he is always asleep and refuses to get up. He has special needs and will give you lots of problems if he gets up.

OK, I know he was black when he left but the journey to Scotland must have turned him orange. OP, he is a complex character and your pink bridle will give him the vapours and a shire with vapours is not impressive.

You must package Ted up and post him back to me, he has many pre-booked appointments to keep. Without his regular sessions with a sprout stick, his personal masseur and private veterinary surgeon he will have a nervous breakdown. A shire on a rampage will scare you OP, bubble wrap him and post him back first class immediately.
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:D:D:D:D:D
 
Hahaha....oh this has made my day....:D



But seriously next time try harder? At least till you have got one or two if us believing you for a while otherwise its no fun!!!:D
 
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