Agent XXX999
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Top 10 Reasons Why Horses Are Better than Men:
10) If your horse starts to stray, you can just throw a rope around his neck.
9) You can see to it that your horse is well groomed.
8) Once you break a horse, he will always be obedient.
7) A horse can understand why wou'd want to by your shoes in sets of four.
6) Horses are into "stable" relationships.
5) You can have horses gelded and they don't seem to notice.
4) A horse would rather munch his wild oats than sow them.
3) You can lead a horse to water, but a man will instist on driving and get you helplessly lost.
2) Any man would have to admit that, next to a horse, he feels somehow-inadequate.
1) There are plenty of good horses to go around!
Best shirt quote ever: I'm used to having a 1600 lb. animal between my legs, no matter what you do, you're just not going to measure up.
10) If your horse starts to stray, you can just throw a rope around his neck.
9) You can see to it that your horse is well groomed.
8) Once you break a horse, he will always be obedient.
7) A horse can understand why wou'd want to by your shoes in sets of four.
6) Horses are into "stable" relationships.
5) You can have horses gelded and they don't seem to notice.
4) A horse would rather munch his wild oats than sow them.
3) You can lead a horse to water, but a man will instist on driving and get you helplessly lost.
2) Any man would have to admit that, next to a horse, he feels somehow-inadequate.
1) There are plenty of good horses to go around!
Best shirt quote ever: I'm used to having a 1600 lb. animal between my legs, no matter what you do, you're just not going to measure up.
