Horses are better than partners because...

[impresario08]

OH currently in my bad books and enjoying the company of my horse a lot more.

Complete the sentence!

'Horses are better than partners because...'

 

[Tobiano]

… they never query the credit card bill...

 

[WandaMare]

they smell nicer..

 

[Shavings]

... beaucse he doesnt say he will do some thing and never do it...

.. he is always right where i left him.. (mine is any way )

 

[The Fuzzy Furry]

They don't answer back...

 

[Mrs G]

They don't come with a mother-in-law...

 

[charliecrisps]

They're a much better ride

 

[Equi]

They're a much better ride

I just spat out my tea. You owe me a laptop!

 

[impresario08]

They're a much better ride

BRB dying

 

[Micropony]

...I always know where he is, what he's doing, and if someone else is riding him it's because I've paid them to x

 

[Hoof_Prints]

if it doesn't work out, it's acceptable to have them castrated and sell them....

 

[Penny Less]

they don't hog the duvet or the remote

 

[Spot_the_Risk]

They don't come with a mother-in-law...

Pahahah!!

 

[impresario08]

...I always know where he is, what he's doing, and if someone else is riding him it's because I've paid them to x

made me snort!

 

[ManBearPig]

They moult less (in my OH's case anyway...)
Their lack of hands is a genuine reason for not tidying up after themselves.
They don't look at you all confused when you try to feed them vegetables.

 

[impresario08]

They don't look at you all confused when you try to feed them vegetables.

very true for mine!

 

[Kezzabell2]

hummmm where do I start!

they are always pleased to see me, they don't moan at me, they don't accuse me of spending too much money, in fact they spend it for me! they are happy to eat the same meal every day. they are prettier than boys! and get better hugs

 

[Peregrine Falcon]

Far too many of these are making me chuckle! How true they are though.

Don't ask where things are when they're staring them in the face.

 

[impresario08]

hummmm where do I start!

they are always pleased to see me, they don't moan at me, they don't accuse me of spending too much money, in fact they spend it for me! they are happy to eat the same meal every day. they are prettier than boys! and get better hugs

yep

 

[FfionWinnie]

Perfection exists in horses

 

[impresario08]

Perfection exists in horses

absolutely x

 

[impresario08]

Light hearted bump

 

[Tobiano]

…. they don't make loud 'tutting' noises after my second glass of wine….

 

[impresario08]

…. they don't make loud 'tutting' noises after my second glass of wine….

Omg yes!

 

[Mister Ted]

They dont moan when youre back late from the yard.

 

[Shavings]

... he may snore but i dont have to share a bed with him (my gelding that is)

he doesnt agure about what to wear, he let me dress him and then he is off to play

 

[Redders]

Mine doesn't care if I turn up looking bedraggled with terrible hair and bags under my eyes, she still seems to miss me

 

[Deltaflyer]

They don't want to watch football when I want to watch Formula 1 !

 

[impresario08]

Mine doesn't care if I turn up looking bedraggled with terrible hair and bags under my eyes, she still seems to miss me

Yep

 

[impresario08]

shameful bump