Hovis and his drink problem

[brianT]

Dear all,

It is I the dark lord you have not heard from me for a while as hovis and i decided that, he can have the use of he internet for his outlandish story telling and to represent all of the bog trotting, cart pulling and boat tugging long eared ponies.

I have been working very hard so that i can redeem my famliy name as one of the kildaltons we have been having very intresting lesons from the army man of which my brother can not cope with his fittness, his star jumps are very poor and when cantering always struggels with his left and right legs when trying to run but then again the must be a bog trotting thing.

I am thinging of taking legal procceding against the deformation of my carictor by my so called brother and will inform you all shortly of the ot come.

talk soon
the dark lord

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Hi poof bags!!

Your spelling is rubbish!!

We love Hovis!!!

Inca

 

[Doris68]

i fink is spellun is jus grate innit - wel for a puff bag.

 

[Puppy]

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Hi poof bags!!

Your spelling is rubbish!!

We love Hovis!!!

Inca

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LOL! The grammar is rather pants too!

But it's a Friday night, so all is forgiven!!

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

Alas ladies and gents this is what happens when someone who is dsylexic at the best of times consumes far too much wine and logs on to HHO to slander the Destroyer!
Tisk Tisk tisk

 

[MrsMozartletoe]

I say! What! Don't you dare insult my most precious and dearest Hovis one - he is worth a thousand so called 'Dark Lords'.

Harrumph!

The Dizzy One

 

[rocketdog69]

I agree with mrs Mozart.

Hovis is my hero so Mr Dark Lord poof bags or whatever the heck you call yourself "Dont you dare have a go at Hovis"

Be Warned, leave Hovis alone, he is a sex god of the highest order!!!!