Hovis_and_SidsMum
Well-Known Member
Dear diary
Im sorry I didnt write on Friday but mum was down in London with the laptop so I couldnt use it. I have complained about this but mum said she was busy trying to ensure I kept the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed. Not sure what that means but she had to go for an interview. Timmy says humans go for interviews with vampires but I think hes had too much sun recently.
Anyway this week has been quite good fun. Dad has been very busy too so Ive not done a lot apart from help my friend Felix break fences and eat the greener grass on the other side. Omar did get us both in trouble the other day as he was supposed to be keeping guard but instead had stood staring manfully at the girls in the other field. As a result on that posing narcissi (my new word dya like?)not paying any attention Felix and I got rumbled by his mum. We were in trouble but Felix mum is less scary than mine so Id rather it was her rather than my mum that caught us. She just waves her arms at us and says shes mad. MAD? She wants to have lessons from my mum on how to act when youre mad. Felixs mum just looks funny and we ignore her. Even big old Felix would rather have his man bits removed again than upset my mum.
On Thursday mum told me Monty was going to come and ride me. This worried me immensely. Monty lives three stables down and I have always suspected may go both ways. I was not looking forward to this experience at all. I also know Im a big strong boy but why did I have to carry him? Hes got 4 legs of his own.
Fortunately it appears mum has a friend called Monty (phew), so he took me and Dad took poof bags and we went for an all male hack to the woods. It was fun cos like uncle john, Uncle Monty s got no control, is very brave and likes going fast. The bad news was it was rainy and the woods were very muddy . and Uncle Monty didnt seem to know the we arent supposed to jump in puddles rule .. well like I was going to tell him! Mum didnt look too amused at the state I came back in but I had fun! I think a bit of mud makes me look less girlie and much more manly. Mum says I look like a bog trotter.
Mum then has ridden me all weekend with those new Springer spaniel stirrups. I want to lodge a formal complaint to which ever idiot designed those things. Before mum only did about 30-40 minutes on me cos her leg hurt. NOW she does forever on me and only seems to notice how long weve been working for when I start acting as though I am about to die. I was so sweaty today it was running off my legs. The woman is like evil2 (dya like that? Clever for a hairy boy aint I?!!) with these things on. She did give me a cold shower afterwards but even so I think they are an evil invention.
Apparently Army man is coming again this week so we are building up our fitness. OUR fitness? All she does is sit there, bash me on the bum with a whip and make me go in circles. How is that hard work for her? Lord you humans have no idea at all. Try running a dressage test and see how you like it! Anyway I have the next 3 days off then GI Just No Fun is back. I cant blinking wait
Im sorry I didnt write on Friday but mum was down in London with the laptop so I couldnt use it. I have complained about this but mum said she was busy trying to ensure I kept the lifestyle to which I have become accustomed. Not sure what that means but she had to go for an interview. Timmy says humans go for interviews with vampires but I think hes had too much sun recently.
Anyway this week has been quite good fun. Dad has been very busy too so Ive not done a lot apart from help my friend Felix break fences and eat the greener grass on the other side. Omar did get us both in trouble the other day as he was supposed to be keeping guard but instead had stood staring manfully at the girls in the other field. As a result on that posing narcissi (my new word dya like?)not paying any attention Felix and I got rumbled by his mum. We were in trouble but Felix mum is less scary than mine so Id rather it was her rather than my mum that caught us. She just waves her arms at us and says shes mad. MAD? She wants to have lessons from my mum on how to act when youre mad. Felixs mum just looks funny and we ignore her. Even big old Felix would rather have his man bits removed again than upset my mum.
On Thursday mum told me Monty was going to come and ride me. This worried me immensely. Monty lives three stables down and I have always suspected may go both ways. I was not looking forward to this experience at all. I also know Im a big strong boy but why did I have to carry him? Hes got 4 legs of his own.
Fortunately it appears mum has a friend called Monty (phew), so he took me and Dad took poof bags and we went for an all male hack to the woods. It was fun cos like uncle john, Uncle Monty s got no control, is very brave and likes going fast. The bad news was it was rainy and the woods were very muddy . and Uncle Monty didnt seem to know the we arent supposed to jump in puddles rule .. well like I was going to tell him! Mum didnt look too amused at the state I came back in but I had fun! I think a bit of mud makes me look less girlie and much more manly. Mum says I look like a bog trotter.
Mum then has ridden me all weekend with those new Springer spaniel stirrups. I want to lodge a formal complaint to which ever idiot designed those things. Before mum only did about 30-40 minutes on me cos her leg hurt. NOW she does forever on me and only seems to notice how long weve been working for when I start acting as though I am about to die. I was so sweaty today it was running off my legs. The woman is like evil2 (dya like that? Clever for a hairy boy aint I?!!) with these things on. She did give me a cold shower afterwards but even so I think they are an evil invention.
Apparently Army man is coming again this week so we are building up our fitness. OUR fitness? All she does is sit there, bash me on the bum with a whip and make me go in circles. How is that hard work for her? Lord you humans have no idea at all. Try running a dressage test and see how you like it! Anyway I have the next 3 days off then GI Just No Fun is back. I cant blinking wait
