Hovis_and_SidsMum
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Dear Diary
Sorry for being late today but I couldnt get to the laptop as mum had it with her.
Im worried about mum, really worried about her. I think she might have bumped her head or maybe shes an alien and not mum at all? But all of a sudden shes been making me go fast in the school! She never wants me to go fast but this last week before she went away thats all we did trot, canter, trot, canter, trot, please-mum-can-we-walk-Im-pooped, canter, trot, canter. And on, and on, and on and on. What is wrong with the woman?
Even uncle D said shes a changed woman all confident. Not sure what that means but uncle D asked if she was on drugs so maybe shes been taking confidence? How do I get her some help? What are the tell tale signs of confidence dependency? [Check me out! Dependency sometimes I amaze even myself!]
She also has been trying to get me to go from walking to running without trotting in between! How on earth am I supposed to do that? Everyone knows you have to do walk, trot THEN canter. This is what I mean I think she might have bumped her head cos I swear she knew this before. Im a tank not a Ferrari and whilst I like gong fast I do need to rev the engine first!
She also has become obsessed with circles. Whats with the circles? Omar says shes going to have me drawing crop circles next I dont know what this means but knowing my pooy headed poof bags of an older brother its probably not nice. She says we draw eggs not circles but I see no problem with this. Wasnt it only a few months back that the dizzy woman had us hunting for eggs? So she wants to make her mind up. Sheesh
Good news though my cough has gone! Yippee. Mum got me this white stuff to put in my dinner and breakfast which was great cos it meant I got to get breakfast again since dad has stopped the breakfast thing. Dad says it was my Columbian marching powder and Omar called me a smuck (or maybe smack?) head but I dont care I am now better. If mum doesnt kill me making me to endless transitions to canter I might get a chance to go out with fit mare again soon.
Mind you Im not sure I want to go anywhere if dad is going to ride me. Mum keeps joking that dad will have to do some goivia photos now Im not sure what this is but I swear I heard mum say dad had to have no clothes on? What the HELL?! Is this some weird thing that all you perverts have come up with? I am not having my DAD on my back with no clothes on. Do I look like I swing that way? Huumm? Lord its obscene. I am being sold into the porn industry. . If Omar and dad want to do that sort of thing then thats up to them but keep me out of it. Anyway swear Omar does swing that way so hed probably be up for it. Luckily dad doesnt seem to keen but if he comes near me with his flies so much as undone and Im outta there. So Diary if I dont write next week you know why ..
Sorry for being late today but I couldnt get to the laptop as mum had it with her.
Im worried about mum, really worried about her. I think she might have bumped her head or maybe shes an alien and not mum at all? But all of a sudden shes been making me go fast in the school! She never wants me to go fast but this last week before she went away thats all we did trot, canter, trot, canter, trot, please-mum-can-we-walk-Im-pooped, canter, trot, canter. And on, and on, and on and on. What is wrong with the woman?
Even uncle D said shes a changed woman all confident. Not sure what that means but uncle D asked if she was on drugs so maybe shes been taking confidence? How do I get her some help? What are the tell tale signs of confidence dependency? [Check me out! Dependency sometimes I amaze even myself!]
She also has been trying to get me to go from walking to running without trotting in between! How on earth am I supposed to do that? Everyone knows you have to do walk, trot THEN canter. This is what I mean I think she might have bumped her head cos I swear she knew this before. Im a tank not a Ferrari and whilst I like gong fast I do need to rev the engine first!
She also has become obsessed with circles. Whats with the circles? Omar says shes going to have me drawing crop circles next I dont know what this means but knowing my pooy headed poof bags of an older brother its probably not nice. She says we draw eggs not circles but I see no problem with this. Wasnt it only a few months back that the dizzy woman had us hunting for eggs? So she wants to make her mind up. Sheesh
Good news though my cough has gone! Yippee. Mum got me this white stuff to put in my dinner and breakfast which was great cos it meant I got to get breakfast again since dad has stopped the breakfast thing. Dad says it was my Columbian marching powder and Omar called me a smuck (or maybe smack?) head but I dont care I am now better. If mum doesnt kill me making me to endless transitions to canter I might get a chance to go out with fit mare again soon.
Mind you Im not sure I want to go anywhere if dad is going to ride me. Mum keeps joking that dad will have to do some goivia photos now Im not sure what this is but I swear I heard mum say dad had to have no clothes on? What the HELL?! Is this some weird thing that all you perverts have come up with? I am not having my DAD on my back with no clothes on. Do I look like I swing that way? Huumm? Lord its obscene. I am being sold into the porn industry. . If Omar and dad want to do that sort of thing then thats up to them but keep me out of it. Anyway swear Omar does swing that way so hed probably be up for it. Luckily dad doesnt seem to keen but if he comes near me with his flies so much as undone and Im outta there. So Diary if I dont write next week you know why ..
