Hovis_and_SidsMum
Well-Known Member
Dear diary
This week has been lovely and relaxing. Yes thats right my mother wasnt here! She and Dad were away so the boss lady has been looking after me. This I like for several reasons: a) She doesnt work me, b) She grooms me every day without moaning at my questionable parentage and lack of polish and c) She feeds me loads more than mum does. All of these things are good!
Better still I have been making serious inroads with my new lady friend. As reported last week this fine looking filly turned up un-expectantly last week. She was put in the field at the end of the ménage and to my horror the old dude Tom was put next to her to keep her company. Now Im sorry I admire my elders and all that but back off buddy I saw her first. Luckily it seemed she didnt like him and he didnt like her and so spent the time stressing, yelling loudly and generally acting like a fairy. I then over heard mum say to boss lady that if Tom didnt settle that she could use me to baby sit the new girl. There are times when I love my mother more than life itself. Genius! Baby sit Ha! I love it! Anyway boss lady took mum up on her offer and thus I was moved to be next to the girl in question, who I now know is called Smartie and is rather tarty just the way I like them!
So I have spent the week canoodling. Yum yum. I like Smarties! My moves were nearly ruined when a new dude turned up and was put into a tiny fenced off bit next to us but Smartie is not interested. What a girl! Alas it appears ours is only going to be a summer romance as she is just on loan to the lady who owns the dude in the small paddock. In summary hes going off to be schooled and Smartie is here in the meantime. Never mind Ive never had a holiday romance so Im making the most of it. Apparently my manly good looks have brought her into season. Im not entirely sure what that means but the girl is so full on shes scaring me a bit! (Not that Im telling her that). Something tells me shes a girl of some experience so Im happy to let her be my Mrs Robinson for the summer.
In other news mother is now off box rest and rode me last night. I dont know if the amount of swearing going on was due to a sudden onset or tourettes or if it hurt quite a lot. Either way mum once again expressed her vast vocabulary quite loudly.
Today a man came to look at my saddle and to my delight has taken it away. Yippee no work for me! Alas I swear I heard mum mention that pissola thing so I may not be getting off scot free. She says I have to start using my bum more than my shoulders? Why? I have big manly shoulders and I dont want a big bum. Dont get me wrong I love big butts and I cannot lie (do you like that? I should be a song writer ..). Just I like them on girls not on me. Anyone else think this is all wrong?
This week has been lovely and relaxing. Yes thats right my mother wasnt here! She and Dad were away so the boss lady has been looking after me. This I like for several reasons: a) She doesnt work me, b) She grooms me every day without moaning at my questionable parentage and lack of polish and c) She feeds me loads more than mum does. All of these things are good!
Better still I have been making serious inroads with my new lady friend. As reported last week this fine looking filly turned up un-expectantly last week. She was put in the field at the end of the ménage and to my horror the old dude Tom was put next to her to keep her company. Now Im sorry I admire my elders and all that but back off buddy I saw her first. Luckily it seemed she didnt like him and he didnt like her and so spent the time stressing, yelling loudly and generally acting like a fairy. I then over heard mum say to boss lady that if Tom didnt settle that she could use me to baby sit the new girl. There are times when I love my mother more than life itself. Genius! Baby sit Ha! I love it! Anyway boss lady took mum up on her offer and thus I was moved to be next to the girl in question, who I now know is called Smartie and is rather tarty just the way I like them!
So I have spent the week canoodling. Yum yum. I like Smarties! My moves were nearly ruined when a new dude turned up and was put into a tiny fenced off bit next to us but Smartie is not interested. What a girl! Alas it appears ours is only going to be a summer romance as she is just on loan to the lady who owns the dude in the small paddock. In summary hes going off to be schooled and Smartie is here in the meantime. Never mind Ive never had a holiday romance so Im making the most of it. Apparently my manly good looks have brought her into season. Im not entirely sure what that means but the girl is so full on shes scaring me a bit! (Not that Im telling her that). Something tells me shes a girl of some experience so Im happy to let her be my Mrs Robinson for the summer.
In other news mother is now off box rest and rode me last night. I dont know if the amount of swearing going on was due to a sudden onset or tourettes or if it hurt quite a lot. Either way mum once again expressed her vast vocabulary quite loudly.
Today a man came to look at my saddle and to my delight has taken it away. Yippee no work for me! Alas I swear I heard mum mention that pissola thing so I may not be getting off scot free. She says I have to start using my bum more than my shoulders? Why? I have big manly shoulders and I dont want a big bum. Dont get me wrong I love big butts and I cannot lie (do you like that? I should be a song writer ..). Just I like them on girls not on me. Anyone else think this is all wrong?
